n-n-n-nat

2006-05-29T19:10:00.000+08:00

20060529

http://xanga.com/PAVEMENTPIZZAA

RELINK OR ELSE.

My blogger account's screwed? Oh yeah I am on a

HIATUS,

I know it's lame to be on hiatus when you've JUST got a new site but, ITS ALL HERRCHER/ POTATO's bleedin fault. Carbs suck.

07:13 PM

2006-05-24T16:18:00.000+08:00

20060524

FATSOH SUCKS.

Just... DORTZ.

I think St Nicks is running out of ideas for Enrichment Week, like, they made us watch DA CHANG JIN in the morning then do some lame competition which ROSALIND SOH was WHELSNDLIWHILAHSDLIS!!!

Oh yeah and SJW had another lame talk with us.

(in mandarin)
SJW: Do you think that twofaith looks good in the teachers' eyes?

ME: (since no one else seems to be responding) Yes.

SJW: (suspiciously) REALLY?

ME: YES.

SJW: And do you think twofaith had good morals?

ME: Yes.

SJW: (suspiciously) REALLY?

ME: YES.

SJW: So you think that twofaith is really good and all to the teachers?

ME: YES.

SJW: You think they like your class?

ME: YES!

SJW: Huh. (goes off to talk to Melissa & Karina on how we should be more responsible)

Stupid.

JOANNA TAN: WAHLAU! SAY YES SO MANY TIMES STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL DUN UNDERSTAND ISIT?!?!?!

REGINA NEW: EAR GOT PROBLEM HAH?!

SJW: (terrified) Mei you, mei you!

(:

So I have to take another passport photo today. Blah. Stupid CHinese test. Why must they see how we look like? LAME. And who cares where we stand in the country?

UGH.

Throughout da chang jin I didn't understand most of it, so we kept asking Ivy to explain the Korean stuff at the side. And Regina watched so she explained the story (very impatiently). Apparently Da chang jin is very happening in the cheena world.

Okay let me admit this.

I always thought DA CHANG JIN was a wall.

Seriously. It LOOKS like a wall... I mean:

da = big
chang = long
big&long = great wall of china!

I mean I thought it was a long, beeeeeg wall that separated let's say, two lovers. One named JIN, cause it's DA CHANG JIN. Or maybe JIN was another word for wall.

Ivy Regina & Angela all thought it was really funny. >: (

Anyway during recess, I had to sell tickets with Mag Jo & Miv! But Mag said she was gonna do tmr so it was me jo & Miv. Joanna & I forgot to bring our wallets so we were like, 'HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, MIV!' LOL.

We yelled & yelled & yelled and we made a few sales, but the secones weren't there so it was like half the number! And then halfway through lots of the seniors came and we all yelled and were thinking of doing the LD cheer but well, we didn't. Ugenie Angela Regina & Ivy bought tickets <3

After recess it was LAME maths competition, fatSOH SIBDOIABDIADBGWE. SJW SDFBNSBWOIBWOGBDSILDL. I didn't even help my group do testimonials. I was too busy reading this story of this annoying girl I got so pissed at (: Pissed at a fictional character. And fatSOH took my book away. SHE TOOK IT AWAY. It wasn't even mine. I borrowed it from Vanessa cause, I was feeling super bored. Then when I finished reading my group finished the tessallations.

Hawhaw.

Hawhaw is so funny (:

rOsS0h && sJw r lYk sH-0 aNnOyiiNgGzZ... *lAme sHiiT*

SOOOOOOOOOOo, being kind-hearted and giving as always, I helped them colour the huge tessallation and it was really cool. (: (: (:

PEENK & GWEEN, BLOO & OWANGE.

JOANNA TAN: BOGEH ISSIT?

ME: (nods meekly)

I love playing that stupid change hand game with JOANNA :D

STICKO (:

ANYWAEZZZ OUR EXPLANATION FOR THE TESSALLATION WAS THIS.

WE CHOSE THIS TESSALLATION DESIGN BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS THE SPIRIT OF TWOFAITH. THE MANY COLOURS & SHAPES REPRESENT TWOFAITH'S MANY PERSONALITIES AND DIFFERENCES BUT LIKE THE TESSALLATIONS, EVERYONE CAN FIT TOGETHER AND BECOME A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE.

O.0

OMGZZZ SHO LAME SIA.

(MRS GOH GLARES)

I mean, aww, how sweet & positive!

The teachers looked... amused. I bet they hear this kind of crap everyday from sucker-up students. I mean, they ARE teachers, but they AREN'T stupid. Well except for Chicken Pie maybe, who's too suckered for Regina to notice anything else.

After school I had GUITARRRRRRRRRR with Leanor &Yiying, we formed a band called

PATRIOTISM.

We stood on the piano chairs in the ensemble room and jumped up and down and sang songs like,

STAND UP FOR SINGAPORE
COUNT ON ME SINGAPORE
MAJULAH SINGAPURA
NATIONAL PLEDGE

etc.

:D :D :D

Leanor pretended the carpet floor was the Fullerton Hotel so to seranade her to sleep, I started playing the WONG SONG.

(LEANOR: I heart Mr Wong, he is so sexy, I fall in love immediately)

HAWHAWHAW, she screamed and jumped up and down.

Then since she didn't like that song, I played all the Hilary Duff songs :D And she screamed somemore cause she's a devout fan of Lindsay Lohan! :D I like LL too but well, Leanor's so fun to play with :D

WE ATE ORANGEBOWL (: thanks Leanor, Yi Ying. And when we walked out we talked about secone. Sigh. I miss sec one. ):

Oh yeah and we did the DIKIR BARAT dance to Leanor :D

I still remember the moves! Regina still has it on her phone! I'm still sore about the whole spending-threehundredbucks-and-biased-judges thing!

HAHAHA. ANYWAEZ, BUAIIX.

05:28 PM

2006-05-23T20:06:00.000+08:00

20060523

Today was boring. Boring boring boring. And tomorrow'll be boring-er, maths competition? Ugh.

Had Macbeth first thing in the morning, we had no props and we didn't practice. Gosh. So there we were in front of the entire level representing three classes and we hadn't done anything.

Mrs Sushilla: DO YOUR BEST! YOU'RE REPRESENTING THREE CLASSES! YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER! A LOT IS EXPECTED OF YOU! GET OUT THERE AND DO THE BEST YOU CAN! IF YOU DO IT WELL, I SHALL TREAT YOU TO ICE-CREAM & WINGS! IF NOT...

Me: ...right, so it's no pressure then.

Charity's was really good, like they had CANDLES and so many props and masks and all lah. We were all, GAWD. Their's was scary! And they had all the special effects. Their witches' costumes were robes and cool scary masks, their cauldron had firewood and they had candles around the stage. They had background props and computers and like, everything.

Our witches wore garbage bags and Macbeth (me the great) almost didn't have a crown (thanks Maggo) and ours was more comedy-ish. Our witches tango-ed, our apparitions rapped and tried to seduce Macbeth, Macbeth went nuts shouting 'SWEET BODEMENTS, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!' and repeated 'CALANDAAAAAAAAR!' like he was singing opera cause no one came out on cue, and our class sang a tango song. No background effects unless you count the parading kings and the singing twofaith. Oh yeah and the rhythm the witches' garbage bags provided for the rapping apparition/ showhiseyesandgrievehisheart - comelikeshadowssodepart twinkle twinkle little star.

Hahaha but it was quite good (:

Mrs Sushilla: VERY GOOD! VERY WELL DONE! I WILL TREAT EVERY GIRL IN YOUR CLASS TO AN ICE-CREAM AND A WING.

I was just thinking, how cool would it if someone did a Singlish Macbeth? Like Luke and his 'wait long long'.

Darth Vader: Come to the dark side!

Luke Skywalker: WAIT LONG LONG!

-

Darth Vader: WAH SI LIN LAU BEI.

-

Then Justice did a modern one, Macbeth was a CEO! Haha. And Loyalty with HOT LEGS who doesn't have HOT LEGS.

"You need to have hot legs to wear a miniskirt. Thankfully, I have them!"

DIAOX WORHZ.

We told Ugenie about the Perfect China Family and she strongly objected to being a dog (I would too hello). So now she's the Niang who fights with Angela.

"NIANG! DIE!"

Then IVY & I played this talk show game.

ME: Hello hello and welcome to the Dating Game!

IVY: EVERY WEEK A CONTESTANT GETS SELECTED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN TWO SUITORS!

ME: This week, we have MARY-ANNE NG!

IVY: Mary-Anne has to choose between two guys, WONG YOON FOONG & JONATHAN LEE THE SEXY!

ME: I'm taking WYF's side. (WHY?!)

IVY: I'm taking Jonathan Lee's side.

ME: Okay so now we're gonna list out the good qualities of the two guys.

All this time MA was glaring at us.

ME: Tall.

IVY: Rich.

ME: Working guy.

IVY: Only four years older.

ME: Er... sense of humour. (VERY LAME ONE.)

IVY: RICH.

ME: Er... er... er... er... (can't think of any more, unique dress sense?!) Regina! You're supposed to bve WYF! SAY SOMETHING!

REGINA: (glares at Jonathan Lee who is Ugenie) I WILL NOT LOSE TO YOU.

ALL OF US: DIAO! (start eating WONKA NERDS)

REGINA: Hahaha I only ate three Nerds! So I am only 3% nerd! All of you are all nerds cause you all ate so many! Hahahahahaha!

US: NOT FUNNY.

Regina is weird.

After recess, was SHUI HU ZHUAN. I made loads of ahlian boards like.

WII R UR *SUPASTARR]]

(from Mag)

`lYk oMgZz tWo fAiiTh RoxX siiAzZ~ kekekeke--

LOL. Toto, Cassandra both called me a chaoahlian again. You know what, I discovered 4 people call me an ahlian. >: (

Toto
Cassandra
Stephanie
Serene

YOU ARE ALL BIGGER CHAO AHLIANS. PLUS, I AM A FAKE ONE.

It was so boring, everyone's shui hu zhuan.

Oh yeah, and stupid Panjinlian scene kept being acted. And no one was smart enough to throw themselves against a wall and cry. WHY! They should have. Panjinlian sucks.

Everyone thinks it's hilarious my name is jinlian. Whatever! :/ I played her in our group's thing.

"PAN JN LIAN YOU HUANG JIN LIAN LAI BIAO YAN."

(Panjinlian is played by Huangjinlian)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee.

WU SONG YA! LAI GEN WO HE BEI JIU BA, WU SOOOOOOOOOOOOONG! (pout pout whine whine)

ANyway, after school we had LD and this dance instructor came in. So, we did ballet. I'm serious.

And she had this weird voice so I kept imitating her and I was laughing and laughing throughout at the BUTTERFLY! BUTTERFLY! movement she told Joanna to do. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It was so funny. Eunice & Jocelyn kept poking me and whacking me and saying I was evil.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA but the dance instructor's nice I guess.

Summer Fling says:
nattt

Summer Fling says:
(:

Summer Fling says:
dyou have any song chords to teach me (:

LUKE SKYWALKER, WAH SI LIN LAU BEI. says:
which song

Summer Fling says:
any

Summer Fling says:
(:

Summer Fling says:
nice ones

LUKE SKYWALKER, WAH SI LIN LAU BEI. says:
OKAY

LUKE SKYWALKER, WAH SI LIN LAU BEI. says:
ODE TO JOY, MY ANTHEM

LUKE SKYWALKER, WAH SI LIN LAU BEI. says:
G

LUKE SKYWALKER, WAH SI LIN LAU BEI. says:
D

Summer Fling says:
EH

LUKE SKYWALKER, WAH SI LIN LAU BEI. says:
G

Summer Fling says:
NO LAH

LUKE SKYWALKER, WAH SI LIN LAU BEI. says:
D

Summer Fling says:
AS IN

LUKE SKYWALKER, WAH SI LIN LAU BEI. says:
G

LUKE SKYWALKER, WAH SI LIN LAU BEI. says:
D

Summer Fling says:
SOMETHING NICE

Summer Fling says:
-.-

OH HAR DE HAR RACHEL LOW.

"WAHLAU RACH YOU SUCK!"

Hehe, right Sandra Lau Bsb Lover Adidas Albino? And Alex Who Loves The Kong?

(SCREAMS AS ALESWHOLOVESTHEKONG COMES WHACKING ME)

Oh yeah, and Ivy discovered (or rather, thinks she discovered) the reason why we were so weird & high as to actually create a China family ytd.

The milo dinosaur we drank must've had alchohol in it.

08:39 PM

2006-05-22T18:14:00.000+08:00

20060522

SO LIKE YO WE WENT TO LITLE INDIA TODAYYYYYYY.

(:

The Perfect China Family.
Zhong Guo Wan Mei De Jia Ting.

So retarded!

I was the bimbo pouty girl, XIAO LUO BO.

Ivy was the sissy older brother, XIAO PANG ZHU.

Angela was the adulterous mom/ niang, DU DU.

Regina was the solemn&macho dad, DA BAI CAI.

OH MUII GOSHZ LYK WE DROVE EBERY1 MADD!!!~

HAHAHA, it was like.

Me: (pouts, in really cheena cutesy voice) NIIIIIIIIIIIIIANG!

Ivy: (In really sissy voice) DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

(DIE=DAD / NIANG=MOM)

HOHOHOHOHOHO.

We kept pouting and taking Family Photos and stupid Bangela showed Wongy. Until Mr Cher (I'm sorry, Mr SHER) said we were ahlians.

WAHLAU YOU DEN AHLIAN OKIE EUU FAT HAIRY LEG MANN.

At least, that's what I felt like saying.

monsieur cher a des jambes velues

ACCORDING TO STACY. That's how you say MR CHER HAS HAIRY LEGS in French. LOL. I seem to be concerned about finsind out ways of insulting The Potato in other languages.

herr Cher ist eine groBe kartoffel

:D

Except, CHER in French means expensive apparently. This is CHER. JCHER. Not EXPENSIVE okay. I mean one hair probably costs like $1000000. HEHEHEHE. This morning:

Mr Cher: Good morning girls.

Class: Good morning Mr Sher!

Cause, Cheleen Cheong the Fakeo kept calling him Mr Sher. Cher with some fake accent.

..."Mr Sher! What time is it?"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

So I found out how to say Jonathan in French. Thanks Stacy. And then whenever Potato approached us I'd say very brightly, 'GUESS WHO I SEE!' Then everyone would roll their eyes.

Me: JOONATHAAN SHER! (apparently that's how you pronounce is in French)

Everyone: Shut up!

Angela: HE SOUNDS LIKE A SNAIL!

Me: (after awhile) ...oh!

Angela: Slow lah!

Me: I'm not the slow one, it's Joonathaan!

Me & Angela: HAHAHAHAHAHA.

(Get it, he's a snail) Okay it's not funny but it was funny to us then (:

Anyway about The Perfect China Family, Ugenie is our little dog (she had competition today) Hahaha. Typical PerfectChinaFamily conv:

Me: NIIIIIIIIIIIIANG!

Ivy: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

Angela: NI MEN LIANG GE BI ZUI! (goes off to fluff her hair)

Me&Ivy: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIANG!

Regina: Aiyoh, wo zhe die de lian bei ni men liang ge diu guang!

And the way she said it was just... just... so funny!!! She kept lapsing into idioms and olden cheena expressions and when the people around us cracked up she just walked on like nothing happened. You know like it was perfectly normal. HAHA.

Oh yeah and I showed Meichi the ahlian neoprints and the ORANGE ONE :/ and she giggled giggled giggled while walking.

...diiA0zZ.

So, after walking around for eons and being cooped up in stuffy buildings and markets, we walked to a nice row of shops and,

ME: If only we could have lunch here...

REGINA: Please lah! Our school will probably will bring us to some roadside coffeeshop!

ME: Roadside drain.

(suddenly class starts running so we run and we run into one of the restaurants)

ME & REGINA: OH MY GOSH! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA I FELT SO HAPPY (: AFTER ALL THE WALKING & WALKING &amp; WALKING & RUNNING & THREADING THROUGH THE NARROW STREETS IT WAS SOO NICE TO SIT DOWN ON A NICE CHAIR IN A NICE RESTAURANT IN NICE AIRCON OHHHHHHH THE WORLD IS COOL (LITERALLY).

yaye :D

The food was quite ncie and we kept teasing Mary-Anne about WONGY! :D

Mr Wong, Lee SF, Wang Hoohaa & Random Woman were sitting in the table behind us. And we didn't know and we kept doing the Perfect China Family and then we realized then we were so embarrassed LOL.

Somehow the topic got to Mary-Anne & Jonathan Lee the Sexy (apparently, I dno I've never met him)

MA: SHUT UP!

ANGELA: OOH GONNA GET MARRIED!

ME: CAN I BE YOUR BRIDESMAID?

IVY: CAN I DESIGN THE GOWN?

REGINA: (LOOKS AROUND CONFUSED) HAH?! MARY-ANNE'S GETTING MARRIED?

WONGY: DON'T BOTHER PEOPLE LAH NATALIE!

ME: MR WONG WHY DON'T YOU SIT WITH MARY-ANNE? IT'S A GOOD WAY TO BUILD RELATIONSHIPS!

WONGY: PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

US: HAHOHEEHAHOHEE.

MR SHER: EH, PLEASE DON'T SHOUT ACROSS THE TABLE.

US: THERE'S NO TABLE IN THE AISLE, IT'S THE FLOOR. (duh)

MR SHER: (looks annoyed)

EVERYTIME I SEE MR SHER I JUST LAUGH.

After school I borrowed a keyboard from the MEP room for fire prevention. And when I asked SHER he looked at me and said 'WHY?' in this totally suspicious voice like I was gonna smash the keyboard.

Anyway I had a lot of fun disturbing Leanor with the keyboard in class while they were practicing their SHUI HU ZHUAN! I kept playing the 'I Heart Mr Wong' song to distract her and it worked :D and Yiying & all were laughing and laughing. Hahaha.

FAKE LEANOR:
(to Right Here Waiting tune)
I heart Mr Wong
He is so sexy
I fall in love immediately

REAL LEANOR: (very agitated) SHUSH!

HOKKIEN STAR WARS (I didn't understand until Regina explained, but there's this funny line where Darth Vader says 'WAH SI LIN LAU BEI.' I AM YOUR FATHER. LOL)

Hehehe, anyway I WANT TO WATCH DRAKE&JOSH. LOL, BUAIXX.

07:53 PM

2006-05-19T20:14:00.000+08:00

20060519

OMGZZZ ITS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!

'OMGZZZ ITS THE LAST DAY OF PROPER SCHOOL!

Sometimes I just love St Nicks (:

YAY! No more tests for a month! And once we've finished fatSOH's homework, no more homework for a week! Then there'll be this big pile for the June hols but I don't careeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cause I never care anyway!

OMG look at this.

I hatee euu!!biitchh ka0beii ka0bu....
kani na beii zha0 zhii baii!!!...
lan jia0...farrkiingg assh0lee...
[a.c.b.c]...
na beii....
TAT TWA NA BU
smiithamiinyee...
nd manyy m0ree...=>.. bASTARDS...

`y sHe sH-0 LiiAn...dAmN...bEaT mUii SiiAzZ~ii sAdD mAnZ...

LOL (:

ANYWAEZ I haven't been blogging my long posts. So here goes.

TODAY!

Peter Tay took our common test again. And this time we made sure he didn't cheat our time. :D Yeah! AND, we went to the other extent stretching it into the next period cause of the long assembly! :D

Oh yeah in English we had to write these letters and walk around the drama studio looking at other peoples'.Me, NatJO, Meichi & Adela (my group) went around and then when it was my turn to write I wrote,

NATALIE HUANG'S COOL GROUP

which was like, waaayyyyyyyyy better then Adela, Natalie, Meichi, Natalie.

then when Adela & NatJO's turn came after me they also kept writing NATALIE HUANG'S COOL GROUP on all the other boards :D

OH and Mrs ~~Bong~~ Lee relased us at 10:20 for recess! :D :D :D I screamed, 'I LOVE WENDY LEE!' when we were running to the Orange Bowl store. Then Regina looked at me and said, 'Oh, so now it's Wendy Lee huh?'

ME: YEAH.

Then we all 'chiong'-ed down the corridor for ORANGE BOWL shouting 'ORANGE BOWL! ORANGE BOWL!'

We were first there so when I got my food I told Su Xian very proudly, 'SUCKER.'

Like, 'SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.'

:D

Kekekekeke. (STOP IT)

During lessons everyone was playing with my nail buffer/ shiner. It was so fun.

"SO HIAO!"

-Barbarian.

Hahaha, everyone was queueing up. As in seriously. NatJO & Meichi were fighting over it. It's so fun! (:

Oh yeah and I took out my ahlian neoprints to show her and she kept laughing and laughing. Everyone looked at it and they all laughed and called me a chao ahlian, true xiaoluobo, china ahlian, etc etc LOL.

But Meichi was the worst. She laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed for 35 minutes. I am serious. 35 minutes laughing and giggling. She'd stop for like 10 secs then look at them then laugh AGAIN. And her laughing is soooooo contagious I'd start laughing everytime too. Hehehehehehe. So we were giggling the entire science lesson.

NatJO & Adela: SHUT UP!

Me & Meichi: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! Hehehehehehehehe!

:D :D :D

YAY (:

It's my new display picture.

- m e i c h i . - iich muss jetzt gehen, tschuss! hahah. thats the only thing i knew.. says:
helloz
- m e i c h i . - iich muss jetzt gehen, tschuss! hahah. thats the only thing i knew.. says:
ah lian..
- m e i c h i . - iich muss jetzt gehen, tschuss! hahah. thats the only thing i knew.. says:
i saidz put the orangex ones.
- m e i c h i . - iich muss jetzt gehen, tschuss! hahah. thats the only thing i knew.. says:
i lurrbe iit worhhsz.

MEICHI UR SUCH A CHAOAHLIAN BIIMBO SIIAZ~

(:

After school I went to Ah Pui's class and then we went to Macs. Met Mrs Sushilla and she said I never joke around with her. "Everytime you see me you turn dead serious!"

Maybe it's cause last year you told the class 'I don't like Natalie?'

But now she's better lah. Now she actually seems to like me.

Mag came too and we went to Kebun Baru CC where we saw...

WELLNESS123 SPA.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I BET THEY COPIED MY LUBB_AIMILI_KIAS123 FAN CLUB. COPY CATS.

Anyway we could look down into the badminton hall and guess what we saw. These four 'hot' guys (chao ah bengs) and they were all playing badminton in their disgusting shorts & slippers. One took off his shirt and there was a tattoo on his chest.

Ah Pui: ABIT THE GUY TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT!

(guy looks up)

Ah Pui: (clearly unfazed that a chao ah beng is glaring at her) A BIT HE HAS A TATTOO ON HIS CHEST!

Me: (runs off in case the guy comes up and starts going 'KUA SIMMI KUA?')

There were many talks and all that in the meeting. But I KNOW we can do this okay. I mean I don't want Wendy ~~Bong~~ Lee standing over us with her hands on her hips saying with fake accent, 'YOU WANT TO WITHDRAW?'

You know today I was thinking, since she seems to hate all the ideas, we should just include a baby in one story, I'm sure she'll love it.

Funny MSN convs.

i just remembered that i forgot something.. seriously.. says:
your display name

Herr Cher ist eine groBe kartoffel says:
it means

i just remembered that i forgot something.. seriously.. says:
what are you saying?

Herr Cher ist eine groBe kartoffel says:
MR CHER IS A BIG POTATO in german

i just remembered that i forgot something.. seriously.. says:
cool.

i just remembered that i forgot something.. seriously.. says:
nice nice nice nice nice

i just remembered that i forgot something.. seriously.. says:
i loooooove it.

i just remembered that i forgot something.. seriously.. says:
you should say a big baffoon or something

HEHEHEHEHEHE. It's obvious we all love Mr Cher.

-

(Today Me YiYing & Emily had a water spraying competition.)

Herr Cher ist eine groBe kartoffel says:
stupid spraying idiot

gibberish!-potatoes have NO RIGHT` -YIYING(: says:
!!!!

gibberish!-potatoes have NO RIGHT` -YIYING(: says:
emily started it

gibberish!-NAT HUANG PEED IN HER PINAFORE (:` -YIYING(: says:
and besides, you did spray us back after tt

Herr Cher ist eine groBe kartoffel says:
watever!!!

Herr Cher ist eine groBe kartoffel says:
SELF DEFENZE!

gibberish!-NAT HUANG PEED IN HER PINAFORE (:` -YIYING(: says:
read my name

Herr Cher ist eine groBe kartoffel says:
WTF

gibberish!-NAT HUANG PEED IN HER PINAFORE (:` -YIYING(: says:
LOL

Herr Cher ist eine groBe kartoffel says:
n0t fArNee siiAz

I SO DID NOT PEE IN MY PINAFORE. ANYWAY, I MADE EMILY LOOK LIKE SHE HAD A PERIOD EARLY.

Yay RJ play tmr with Chio Chang & Jo I think.

P.S.: LOOK AT THE TIME BELOW! MAKE A WISH, JOANNA TAN!

09:09 PM

2006-05-18T22:09:00.000+08:00

20060518

POTATOES SUCK.

HERR CHER IST EINE GROBE KARTOFFEL! (ACCORDING TO ANGELA & REGINA)

HE WANTS TO BAN STUDENTS FROM THE MEP ROOM DURING RECESS.

YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK THATS BULLSHIT.

SO WHAT IF WE GO IN THERE. SO WHAT IF WE DO OTHER STUFF THERE. WE'RE NOT BREAKING ANY RULES. WE'RE NOT DISTURBING ANYONE. HERR CHER IS JUST MAKING A BIG FUSS OVER NOTHING CAUSE OCC SAID MEP STUDENTS CAME IN TO THE MEP ROOM DURING RECESS CAUSE OF THE AIRCON.

SO WHAT IF THAT'S TRUE. WHY SHOULD HE CARE. IF WE'RE NOT THERE THE AIRCON WILL STILL BE BLASTING ANYWAY, RIPPLING UP HIS 'HAIRRAYE CHEST' (AS SAID ON OUR TEACHERS' TABLE).

YIYING SUGGESTED A PETITION.

OH HERR CHER TWO FAITH WILL MAKE YOU DO DOWN.

10:17 PM

2006-05-17T18:09:00.000+08:00

20060517

NEOPRINTS (:

:)

`mUii--nErDd siiAzZ `MaGg--kEwL KiiA! ^^

~kAii hUa LiiAoZz

HAHAHA.

KEKEKEKEKEKEKE! Today I have a new personality.

I am,

DUCHESS EVANGELINE HUNTINGTON-CRAWFORD.
(My daddy owns Devon)

Yay.

I have split personalities LOL.

Natalie, Queen.
Sarry Potter, Sissy Harry/ Brit wizard.
Xiaoluobo, China freak.
Panjinlian, Evil scheming annoying-voiced idiot.
Duchess Evangeline, (My daddy owns Devon).

I think my classmates find XIAO LUO BO & PANJINLIAN the most annoying!

So, a duchess always has servants. (DON'T ASK, ANGELA NAMED THEM)

Angela, TAXI. (vehicle)
Xixian, BEANY. (chaffeur)
Leanor, BANGELI MANKALI (jester)
Yiying, MELLIE (governess)
Yinru, MUNCHY (cook)
Xianhui, APUNANA. (masseuse)
Regina, BARBARIAN. (toilet cleaner)

(:

We all sat up straight like sticks and folded our hands primly during IPW then we made the whole of twofaith do the same thing, so we all kept giggling and Gloria Guring kept making comments about 'pockets of girls disrupting my incredibly boring & lame talk'.

Seroiusly, her talk was on, on...

COURTESY.

LAME-O.

We're only not courteous to you because YOU don't have the courtesy to slim down a ~~whole lot~~ little and let us look at you without getting sore eyes.

As Ugenie said, I can't wait until Friday, when we're FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Week 10 is ENRICHMENT WEEK! YEAH! (except we have to go to Little India, which is the ONLY lame excursion, life sucks)

Mrs Guring: Please, be more respectful! Teach us how to behave towards you! Your behavior only shows us how you want to be treated!

Level: (YAWN-OSHUTUPALREADYYOU'RELAME&BORING)

HEHEHEHEHE GUESS WHAT.

I DIDN'T SEE POTATO AT ALL TODAY!
I DIDN'T HAVE MATHS TODAY!
YAYE (:

My brother is watching I Not Stupid TOo now and he's turned it super loud and like, I'm getting thoroughly disturbed by Xiang Yun's 'BROGGING'.

"WEI SHEN ME HAI BROGGING?"

"WO MEN JUE DE NI DE BROGGING SIBEI HAO!"

"FADDER MUDDER... XIAN ZAI YOU WO MEN ZHE BRUDDER."

ANyway, I think Mrs Sushilla is in love with Pearl S. Buck. You see, we had to do this presentation on Pearl S. Buck, the author of The ~~Bloody~~ Good Earth.

"She looks so handsome, girls! Handsome, not beautiful. Strong face, with a strong character!"

"She's a great woman!"

"She thinks out of the box, girls!"

"The world has benefitted from the birth of a great woman called Pearl S. Buck!" (HOW? HOW? I WOULD STILL BE SURVIVING WITHOUT WANGLUNG & HIS STUPID O-LAN)

"Beautiful pictures of her, girls!"

BLAH BLAH BLAH. She shows her love so blatantly it's kind of amusing.

Sushilla: Nonsense, Natalie! My real love is Mrs Goh BEE HOON! We are both named after food and share a profound lvoe for MM Lee Kuan Yew. See, we have so much in common!

Mrs Goh: Eh. (goes back to sewing new tablecloth dresses for herself)

Oh yeah, Chio Chang & Michelle taught me this funnAYE song.

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me HIV
It started with a kiss
But Barney wanted more
I got raped by a dinosaur

You can also fill in the I in 'I got raped by a dinosaur' with your own name.

Oh yeah and then we sang the song we were singing as we marhced to Macs.

Do your boobs hang low
Do they wobble to & fro
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing them over your shoulder
Like a continential soldier
Do your boobs! Hang! Low!

:D

KEKEKE.

Oh yeah, today we had TING XIE from HELL and I DIED. Not surprising it's hell. But still.

I left out so many words. Gawd. I wish I could study all over again. I hate always being so disorganized. But I can't help it. Like now. I should be studying Geog instead of blogging. But, what am I doing? GEE OH GEE. I'm blogging. ):

Okay bye off to study (yeah right)

07:14 PM

2006-05-15T22:48:00.000+08:00

20060515

I am a goddamn liar.

You are to propose the construction of a ramp from the canteen to the family lounge.

Things to be included in the report:
-Relevant mathematical concepts
-Mathematical calculation
-Mathematical techniques/strategies used
-Diagrams to illustrate
-Reflection (min 150 words):
-what new ideas and skills have I mastered?
-what were the difficult parts of the activity?
-what did I do to try to overcome these difficulties?
You MUST reflect MATHEMATICALLY. Make mathematical inferences. Show mathematical appreciation, understanding and application to specific examples.

-

REFLECTION:

Before doing this assignment, I had no experience whatsoever in proposing structures or thinking up plans for something so big and vital. The idea seemed rather ridiculous to me at first, but I quickly grasped the concept. Before I started on this learning journey, I lacked in experience and therefore had stupid ideas, like laying cement over the existing stairs so it would form a ramp. However, after much thought and deliberation, I finally measured the staircase and found out its height & width and other measurements. I realized the stairs could actually be taken as a right-angled triangle, and therefore the topics of Pythagoras’ Theorem and trigonometry that we had been taught earlier in the term could be put to good use.

The task was daunting and seemed rather impossible at first, but after doing it, I realized that I have gained knowledge and experience in this mini-engineering task. It is no small feat to build a ramp, especially one as long as this one has to be because of its great height. Also, I can now tell everyone, ‘I proposed the building of a ramp!’ After all, how many people have done that?

Oh damn. I am such a liar. "How many people have done that?" ONLY 400+ OTHER PEOPLE!!!

What I really wanted to write but didn't for fear of fatSOH kicking my butt:

REFLECTION:

I hated doing this stupid assignment. Nobody wants a freaking ramp that will cut into the Orangebowl queue. Not only that, it will also seriously obstruct everyone's way! Imagine walking happily along when you stumbled into this... this thing and your food spills all over you and you're like, 'WTF?!' and this annoying maths teacher comes along and says, 'SOWEE, SOWEE, OUR RAM, OUR RAM!' (Sorry, sorry, our ramp, our ramp!)

What's the whole point in building a ramp? ~~Not MY problem the school's too poor to build a damn lift!~~ I don't feel anything after doing something this pointless, except well, ANGER. Oh, and sleepiness. I want to go to sleep, but I can't because you your AGHDOWBDWLGD ramp!

Students have been crowding around that stupid stairwell, obstructing the ORANGEBOWL QUEUE, which is a MORTAL SIN. They look like idiots, scurrying around with measuring tape in their hands and measuring the staircase. And who put them up to this humiliation? Who claims they have 'a leader in every student' but has no response when the word leader is replaced with something, say, CONTACTOR?

A CONTRACTOR IN EVERY STUDENT. Ooh, brilliant.

It's a ridiculous idea and a ridiculous assignment. How about making us measure Mrs Guring and then propose an eating & exercising plan for her, hmm? I'd take that assignment anyday.

-

10:58 PM

2006-05-15T19:41:00.000+08:00

20050415

oMgZzZ ii dUnN0 hOw 2 dO sHiiT rAmp... *hAiiXx*

Gah.

Maths department wants us to propose a ramp from the canteen to the family longe. We then have to do something that involves reflection, and oh no, not just any old reflection, mathematical reflection.

(GASPOMFGMATHEMATICALREFLECTIONARETHEYBONKERS)

Yeah.

LYK OMG DEY ALL SUX????

Nevermind.

Today, Yoceeda bought me the cool Olympian book #2! :D :D :D I paid her. Now everyone wants to borrow it (: Yay it's MINE (:

OLYMPIANS ROCK. YEAH.

(in case you didn't know dungbrain, Olympians are those cool Greek Gods like Zeus Athena Poseidon (POSEIDON!) etc. I used to think blah they're... all right? But after reading the book I'm like OMG, they rock?)

:D

To cut a long story short. Olympians rock. If you don't think so then go boil your brain soak your head, etc.

Whee. Apart from the arsed up Maths, life is good.

The Man/ Susan Li, was going on and on about the Da Vinci code today. Personally I think Dan Brown is a shithead.

Seriously. Dude, just because you have no life, don't attack other peoples' religion. And you used to be an ex-catholic. How disrespectful can you get? What M shit? So if someone else & I sit slanted, does then mean we're married? Ooh gee wow. If I put my hand on someone's shoulder, does that mean I'm threatening them? OOH GEE WOW. If I point, does that mean I'm threatening someone? OOH GEE WOW! Who do you believe? Yourself or certified theologians and historians all around the world? Asshole.

Ignore that, I was feeling good and now my day is ruined cause of Dan Brown. I want to read the book and see what the hype is all about. Mag is it was supremely boring, NatJO too.

OKAY I LOOKED AT THE OLYMPIAN BOOK AND I FEEL HAPPY AGAIN (: (: (:

Kekekeke! (STOP IT!!!)

MEP, Potato kept picking on me. I was on my good girl routine and people were busy laughing and Potato kept singling me out. Wth. You know, in fatSOH's lesson, it's the same. When I pay attention, she doesn't say anything and just glares at me. But the moment I glance out of the window to give my poor eyes a break from her ~~fat form~~ writing I get scolded, or jarred by this screech,

"NATALIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! PAY ATTENTION!"

ME: ...

SO UNFAIR.

So it was the same with Potato. In the end, I just gave up on being a good girl and resorted to teasing Mary-Anne about ballerinas.

Potato made us watch about 5 minutes of a two hour long Indian music video.

How can anything that bad be so long? It's criminal.

But then...

Potato: It lasts for two hours, you know. (nods thoughtfully like it's a totally profound statement)

Mary-Anne: Hey, can we watch it?

ME: (OMG YEAH IT'LL TAKE UP ALL THE MEP TIME! YESS!) Yeah, can we watch it?

Potato: No.

ME: But I think it is a fascinating insight to a whole new culture! We should expose ourselves to it!

Angela & Yiying & Regina & Emily & Mary-Anne & Ivy: Shut up, Nat.

So we didn't get to watch the video. ): Evil friends.

Poor XH got picked on today too. BLAH.

After school, I had an LD meeting so I didn't go with Aimili to Junction 8 thank God. I didn't fancy trekking down there just to buy ice-cream. Or KFC.

&& LYK. II HAF 2 DO MATHZ NOW.

BUAIIX.

DAN BROWN SUXX WORHX.

08:20 PM

2006-05-14T17:09:00.000+08:00

20060514

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARISSA!
HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY MOM! (:

I just watched Poseidon again (: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE. It was either Poseidon, or M:I:III. I've watched both so I chose Poseidon.

"WHAT THE HELL? GAAAAAAAAH!"

I agree. What the hell is Tan Mei Kee Hot & Cold Drinks doing sitting on a toiletbowl while WHO barges in on her?!?!?!

(RELAX IT'S ALL STAGED)

FROM JOVEL MUII HONEYX (:

What day is your birthday?

MONTH

January- Gothic
February- Horny
March- Preppy
April- Adorable
May- Stupid
June- Kinky
July- Popular
August- Beautiful
September- Talkative
October- Pretty
November- Nerdy
December- Kissable

DAY

1- Beauty Queen
2- Poser
3- Ninja
4- Actor/Actress
5- Fairy
6- Gay
7- Model
8- Crack-Trash
9- Dog
10- Candy Cane
11- Caution Freak
12- Angel
13- Irish Girl
14- Sex Maniac
15- Punk
16- Alcoholic
17- Teacher's Pet
18- Stoner
19- Pirate
20- Power-Ranger
21- Sexy beast
22- Surfer
23- Piece of Pizza
24- Hottie
25- Druggie
26- Drama Queen
27- Surgeon
28- Princess
29- Rockstar
30- Hooker
31- Care Bear

What color is your hair?

Blonde=Who's sexually frustrated
Brown=Who's great in bed
Dirty blonde=Who is greatly frustrated
Black=Who needs a life
Red=Who loves to ride emus
Pink=Who loves to make out

IM A PREPPY MODEL WHO NEEDS A LIFE.

Whoopee...?

So let's see.

Ugenie is a preppy angel who needs a life.

Regina is a gothic candy cane who needs a life. (DIAO)

Mag is an adorable hooker who needs a life.

Isabelle is a stupid caution freak who needs a life.

Meichi is a kinky dog who needs a life.

Joanna is an adorable model (...) who needs a life.

Rachel is a horny princess who needs a life.

Lydia is a beautiful rockstar who needs a life. (best one so far! annoying idiot [: )

Rachel Quek is a kissable carebear?! HAHA.

Sandra is a kissable pirate who needs a life.

Iynyi is an adorable alchoholic who needs a life.

Ethel's a nerdy surfer who needs a life.

Eunice is a nerdy punk who needs a life.

Steph is an adorable surgeon who needs a life.

That's all the birthdays I can remember. (fine I asked some people on MSN)
And for most of them it's either, WHO NEEDS A LIFE or WHO'S GREAT IN BED, black/ brown I can't decide.

Just be glad you're not a...

Blonde, born 14th June.
Redhead, born 31st May.

I am too free. But I soooooooo don't want to start on the stupid maths ramp assignment. Heck it with ramps. It'll cut into the ORANGEBOWL queue! NO WAY. HATE MATHS!

05:47 PM

2006-05-13T13:21:00.000+08:00

20060513

Nice poem, from Lydia. Who got it from someone else.

Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's
Erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun
Into the fading night?

You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music wont last

Do you run through each dayon the fly?
When you ask 'how are you'
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?

You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music wont last

Ever told your child,
'We'll do it tomorrow'
And in your haste
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say 'hi'?

You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music wont last

When you run so fast
To get somewhere
You miss half the fun
Of getting there
When you worry and hurry
through your day
It is like an unopened gift
Thrown away

Life is not a race
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over

That's what I tell everyone everyday, but noooooo, they're just rushing and rushing. Even back to class. Sometimes I want to shout 'RELAC! RELAC!' in the Malay Ah Beng way at everyone, or like that show me & Angela found so funny, where this Jamaican kid stood in the middle of the crowded American schoolhall and shouted, while everyone rushed past him, 'LISTEN TO THE ISLAND BREEZES!'

Only he said it in this really 'RELAC! RELAC!' way, which made it sooooooooo funny. Something like

"LIISAN TEW DE I-LAND BREEEZAHS!"

Oh yeah, and that poem made me think of other inspirational poems I know (one).

Do not stand by my grave and weep,
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the softly falling snow.
I am the gentle showers of rain,
I am the fields of ripening grain.
I am in the morning hush,
I am in the graceful rush
Of beautiful birds in circling flight,
I am the starshine of the night.
I am in the flowers that bloom,
I am in a quiet room
I am with the birds that sing,
I am in each lovely thing.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.

It's for dead people. But kind of nice. Okay, so yesterday guess what I did. What I have been talking about for the past 10 posts or so.

POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!

Don't know, guess.

POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!

You can do it!

POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!
POSEIDON!

All right, I'm lame. HOLD CTRL+A, OR HIGHLIGHT IT IF YOU & YOUR NON-EXISTENT BRAIN DON'T GET IT.

REGINA: Oh! I GET IT NOW!

Actually...

REGINA: CHEY! NOW I UNSTAND! (remember UNSTOOD one faith?) SO STUPID! PUT WHITE FOR WHAT? MIGHT AS WELL JUST PUT THERE. LAME LAH YOU! (promptly goes off to beat me up)

WHEEEEEEEEE. ANYWAY, I LOVE POSEIDON! :D :D :D :D :D

CLICK THIS>

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YAY (: I'M GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN WITH MY DAD.

The queue was so long, and there was no one to cut from. As Mag said. "IT'S NOT ORANGEBOWL QUEUE, NAT."

*sObxX soBxX wOrHz*

So we queued for like, twenty minutes, from KFC all the way to the Lido counter.

I estimated eighteen. I was only wrong by a few :D WHEE! SO, Maths PhD, here I come.

Or maybe that's psychic powers. Circus, here I come!

(I prefer the first one even thought the thoguht of

me+maths+the rest of my life = scary and over my dead body)

And no, I am not already residing in the circus as a rodeo clown, everyone. Shut up.

BAH BAH BAH!

And we got out tickets at 3:15 and Poseidon started at 3:15, thankfully the adverts took ages. Mag smuggled KFC in and the guard ticked her off so she bluffed him it was an empty box. But he ticked her off for bringing an empty box in anyway. Problem, eh.

I sat next to this disapproving woman who kept glaring at me when I ate the KFC mashed potato, and Mag sat next to this white-afro-haired man who cried halfway.

So basically, Poseidon is...

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The pace is thatt fast (:

Heart in your mouth, hands over your ears, hands over your mouth, very scary at times, very brutal, very worth it, great movie, should watch again!

(THEY SHOULD TOTALLY PAY ME FOR ADVERTISING FOR THEM SO MUCH)

CHIO CHANG <3

Haha! We will buy you a cake some other day with more time okay! And no monkey wallets for STICKO (:

02:21 PM

2006-05-11T20:08:00.000+08:00

20060511

Baboombadee.

Shanehnehnehnehkah. Thats my alien's name :D

OMG, I'm gonna fail PPR. SUCKYYYYYYY! SUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SIAZ. ADUSLDEUIFEG SJ ):

ALMOST THE ENTIRE CLASS EXCEPT A FEW STUPID ANNOYING IDIOTIC (IN SOME CASES BALLERINA LOVERS) FREAKS PASSED MEP.

And I'm not one of them... ): I WANNA BE A STUPID ANNOYING IDIOTIC FREAK!

NO SMART COMMENTS.

Today Science was so funny. It's chem and I'm sooooo afraid about the bunsen burner, so I let Regina & MA, my beloved Chem partners (same as last year, would you believe it, its obviously fate so I'll just shut up) do everything while I sit there and run away from the scary explosions and all.

THEY ROCK.

We'll get MOST COOPERATIVE TEAM award!

SOOOO FUNNY!

Me: blah blah blah, not doing anything, watching MA&Regina amusedly...

REGINA: (reaches over for Sultric Acid or something and bangs into MA) OI! MOVE LAH!

MA: YOU MOVE LAH!

(In case you haven't realized after all this, MA & REGINA have really explosive tempers and they hit really hard. And when they get angry... watch out. I should know. Actually I think they're gonna whack me after reading this.)

REGINA: (reaches over agaain and bangs into MA again)

MA: CAN YOU MOVE?!

REGINA: YOU MOVE BACKWARDS LAH! I CAN'T REACH THE BOTTLE!

MA: (sighs and moves backwards. Regina moves backwards at the same time and they bang again)

MA & REGINA: (look at each other and start screaming)

ME: Hehehehehehe! HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHAHAHAHHAAHHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO BOTH OF YOU ARE SO FUNNY!

MA & REGINA: YOU! Stupid I asked you to move you didn't move! I move but you didn't move what! I moved but you moved at the same time sidbabaibhwaldbhwabdadw and more rubbish all the time screaming at the top of their lungs!

ME: LOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAH HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE HOHOHOHOHOO.

MA & REGINA: (stop screaming at each other and look at me)

ME: (oh shit)

MA: YOU! Natalie huang! You always never do anything!

REGINA: YAH LOR! YOU JUST SIT THERE AND LAUGH RIGHT! LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH! HURRY UP AND HELP!

ME: Eh...

MA: (whacks me)

REGINA: (whacks me)

ME: OUCH!

MA: GO AND HELP, NATALIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

REGINA: GO! (whacks me again)

ME: OKAY! Okay! Going! Er... I can't pour the hole bottle onto the tile!

REGINA: GET A DROPPER!

MA: YEAH! STUPID IS IT!

ME: But... where are the droppers?

REGINA: TEACHER'S TABLE!

MA: DUH!

ME: !!!

REGINA: WAH LAU!

ME: (runs off to get the droppers)

REGINA: AIYOH! DILASIDBSADBILDLAS!

(MA & REGINA START YELLING AT ONE ANOTHER AGAIN)

ME: ...

Later on, I told both of them the story while imitating them and they both fell apart laughing. Mad idiots.

:D

OH YEAH. TODAY'S THE ELEVENTH OF MAY. GUESS WHAT'S HAPPENING!

POSEIDON (:

IT OPENS TODAY.

I'M GNA WATCH TMR! :D

WHEE! I love ship movies. Titanic! And greek gods. The lightning thief! And actino movies. Poseidon! SO I really wanna watch!

OH YEAH AND LIKE OMGZZZ THERE'S NO SCHOOL TOMORROW! HOW TOTALLY RAD :D :D :D

YAYYYYY I'M JUST SMILING CAUSE THERE'S NO SCHOOL.

IF THERE WAS NO SCHOOL I THINK THERE'D BE NO DEPRESSION FOR KIDS & TEENAGERS. IDEA TO CONSIDER EH, MOE?

NO SCHOOL = HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY.
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY = NO DEPRESSION
therefore
NO SCHOOL = NO DEPRESSION

:D :D :D

You know, the whole 'Hairayye chest' incident is getting quite funny.

Today LD was fun! I helped Tan Xinyi with her translation and told her what 'loins' meant. Mrs Lee refused to tell her. LOL. They asked me to think of happy endings for the drama and I kept giving melodramatic ones.

Too many days with Rossoh & SJW, too many depressing thoughts.

MA: Teachers all have so many disgusting traits. I can't tell them apart anymore.

True... when SJW speaks he's starting to sound like Rossoh, and when Rossoh walks she seems to just shrink...

Huh.

Sherwood came back today, and even though Soopong insists she's a good teacher and all, I think she's super boring! I ALWAYS sleep in her class, even before she left. In Miss Luo's class thenI did whatever I wanted so Geog wasn't an issue. Now Sherwood's back... sigh.

SHERWOOD: You never fail to amuse me every single lesson you know, Natalie. You're always doing something very interesting.

ME: Huh? (looks up from paper I'm cutting into many shapes and sizes and basket weaving) What?

ANYWAY. YIYING WJ & HUITING JUST ENTERED SOME COMPETITION WITH WONGY RECORDING. GOOD LUCK!

OZZIE OZONE- ME

i can do it. i just did it` -YIYING(: says:
HELLO!!!

Ozzie Ozone says:
HELLO!!!!!!!

i can do it. i just did it` -YIYING(: says:
im oh so HYPER did the RECORDINGS today MR WONG ROCKS!

i can do it. i just did it` -YIYING(: says:
(:

Ozzie Ozone says:
OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Ozzie Ozone says:
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can do it. i just did it` -YIYING(: says:
im crazy CRAZY

i can do it. i just did it` -YIYING(: says:
CRAZY

Ozzie Ozone says:
WHAT RECORDINGS!!!!!!

i can do it. i just did it` -YIYING(: says:
CRAZY

Ozzie Ozone says:
HIS PERFUME DRIVES YOU MAD RIGHT!!!!!!!

Ozzie Ozone says:
WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i can do it. i just did it` -YIYING(: says:
weng jun and hui ting's compositions!

Ozzie Ozone says:
OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

Ozzie Ozone says:
SO HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can do it. i just did it` -YIYING(: says:
for competition!

Ozzie Ozone says:
SHO KEWL!!!!!!!!!!

Ozzie Ozone says:
WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can do it. i just did it` -YIYING(: says:
nat

Ozzie Ozone says:
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can do it. i just did it` -YIYING(: says:
stop it

Ozzie Ozone says:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ozzie Ozone says:
IN CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can do it. i just did it` -YIYING(: says:
you dun go hyper

Ozzie Ozone says:
WE LOVE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ozzie Ozone says:
AND BALLERINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND

Rhythm Of The Rain says:
what time

Ozzie Ozone says:
errrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ozzie Ozone says:
2

Ozzie Ozone says:
3

Ozzie Ozone says:
3

Rhythm Of The Rain says:
233 AIYO WHERE GOT SUCH TIME

Ozzie Ozone says:
3

Ozzie Ozone says:
o

Rhythm Of The Rain says:
SIAO WOMAN

Ozzie Ozone says:
clock

AND

I'm gonna smile, & tell the whole world i'm fine says:
NO YOU

I'm gonna smile, & tell the whole world i'm fine says:
(:

The freshman says:
YOU YOU YOU ! LIAR LIAR NOSE GROWS LONGER

Ozzie Ozone says:
WEIRDOS

I'm gonna smile, & tell the whole world i'm fine says:
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

Ozzie Ozone says:
duaox

The freshman says:
ahahaha

Ozzie Ozone says:
diaox

Ozzie Ozone says:
**

I'm gonna smile, & tell the whole world i'm fine says:
diaozxzx

I'm gonna smile, & tell the whole world i'm fine says:
BLOOOP

Ozzie Ozone says:
hualalalalala~

The freshman says:
:/

I'm gonna smile, & tell the whole world i'm fine writes:
-.-"

The freshman says:
(stupid emoticon)

Ozzie Ozone says:
LOL

Ozzie Ozone writes:
^^

Ozzie Ozone writes:
^_^

I'm gonna smile, & tell the whole world i'm fine writes:
KEKEKEKEX...

The freshman says:
ehehe

The freshman says:
(((((:

LOLZ HELP MUII FWENS HAF BEEN REPLACED BY ALIENXX. DEY ALL NORMALLY LAFF @ MUII 4 BEING CHINA GIRL && AHLIIAN NOW DEY DEMSELVES SAE AHLIAN SPIK! O: O: O:

Joanna Tan: WHAT LAH! CANNOT IS IT?!
Regina New: GOT PROBLEM THEN COME AND FIND ME LAH!
Me: (nods meekly) Okay.

OH, THE FUNNYNESS OF AHLIAN-ISM.

09:59 PM

2006-05-10T18:07:00.000+08:00

20060510

OMGZZZ GUESS WHAT.

Don't know just felt like typing that

Meichi: SO LAME.

SOOO GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!

Don't know just felt like typing that too.

Ugenie: SO LAME!

Well... we watched Madagascar in Music again. We finished it. It was nicer the third time round.

Oh yeah and I woke up late and so I had to cab to school, and the cab driver was soooooooo annoying.

Me: Turn right here.

CD: Orh, left ah?

Me: Right.

CD: YAH I NOE, JOKIN WIF U MAH...

Me: ...

Me: Okay now do a u-turn.

CD: (still laughing at his own joke) Hahahahahahaha... hahahahahaha... hahahahahaha... (misses the u-turn)

Me: ...

CD: SOWEE SOWEE... AIYAH NEBERMIN I TURN HERE LOR...

Me: ...

CD: Okay. (pulls up at school where it's a jam) AIYOH GOT SO MANY CARS STUCK!

Me: Yeah, at around seven every morning there are always cars. Lots of them.

CD: AIYOH YOH... SO EVERY MORNING YOU ALL HAVE TO WALK THRU DE CARS HAH?

Me: No...

CD: Then what? FLY AH? Hehehehehehe... hehehehehehehe... hehehehehehe...

Me: OMGWTFSOANNOYINGGOAWAY!!!

Oh yeah there's ting xie tomorrow.

40 words per sentence.

30 sentences.

20 being tested.

10 I'm not planning on learning.

1 word. DIE.

GOSH. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Stupid. And it's my tuition teacher's daughter's birthday, so I don't have tuition, so I have to self study, so I won't get anyting done, so I'm dead meat by the time SJW slices & minces me up.

ARGHHH!

What's the whole point in learning ting xie? And no, that's not a bad attitude, I'm just questioning things! Serious! Okay, so maybe you learn more Chinese words. Whatever. There's no need for 30. We had 15 previously and it was fineeeeeeeeee. UGH.

SJW IS SIBEI ANNOYING SIA.

(Mrs Goh comes running with murderous expression)

Fine, I meant sibei astounding.

Is that even how you spell sibei...?

I HATE CHINESE.

(SJW comes running out)

SJW: Eh! Bu yao hen hua wen! Yao gei ni de mu yu JI HUI, hao ma? Ke yi da ying wo ma? NI BU NENG TAO YAN NI DE MU YU! BU NENG! BU NENG! BU NENG!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (sinks to the ground in anguish)

Class: `DiiA0xX wOrHZz!

Seriously, he's always saying that.

So let me see. I have,

A fat fake-accented teacher
A barbarian
A mad shortie
A my-stomach-is-bigger-than-my-boobs teacher & a bullied/ harrassed teacher
A horse lookalike
Daffy duck
A teacher with elephant ears
A hyper pimpled flabby five-dollar-shoes idiot
Regina-mad freak
Ms. Blur-Sotong-My-Armpit-Hair's-Longer-Than-The-Nile
A POTATO!!!

See if you can match them. Yeah they're just your regular brady bunch -

Last year it would be

Tweety/ ballerina/ MA's BF (one of them, anyway)
Frogspitter
Elmer Fudd
Hyper pimpled flabby five-dollar-shoes
Blur blur blur sotong
Ballerinatweety/ come-to-my-table/ Mr Daddy
Saddam Hussein
Daffy duck
Mr. I-Am-Buff

AIYAH CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO TYPE ANYMORE BECAUSE

mary-anne missing three buses in a row ; yours truly says:
NO TINGXIE TMR!

We could be more than just amazing says:
OMG

mary-anne missing three buses in a row ; yours truly says:
LEANOR JUST CALLED ME!

mary-anne missing three buses in a row ; yours truly says:
YEAH

We could be more than just amazing says:
ARE YOU SERIOUS

We could be more than just amazing says:
YEAH

We could be more than just amazing says:
YEAH

mary-anne missing three buses in a row ; yours truly says:
NEXT WED!

mary-anne missing three buses in a row ; yours truly says:
YEAH

We could be more than just amazing says:
YEAH

We could be more than just amazing says:
YEAH

We could be more than just amazing says:
YEAH

We could be more than just amazing says:
YEAH

We could be more than just amazing says:
YEAH

We could be more than just amazing says:
YEAH

We could be more than just amazing says:
YEAH

We could be more than just amazing says:
YEAH

We could be more than just amazing says:
YEAH

mary-anne missing three buses in a row ; yours truly says:
EMILY ASKED SJW TO POSTPONE!

We could be more than just amazing says:
OMGOMGOMOGMGOGMOGMOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMG

mary-anne missing three buses in a row ; yours truly says:
I LOVE EMILY!!!!!

We could be more than just amazing says:
YEAH!

We could be more than just amazing says:
I LOVE EMILY!

We could be more than just amazing says:
I LOVE EMILY!

We could be more than just amazing says:
omg

We could be more than just amazing says:
this is the bestest news EVER

mary-anne missing three buses in a row ; yours truly says:
EXACTLY!

EMILY GOH SHU YU I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM SOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO TING XIE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YEAH AND MARY-ANNE I LOVE YOU TOO!!! LOVE THE MESSENGER AND ALL THAT!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: (calls Emily like one second after I hear the awesome news and screams into phone) EMILY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emily: (sounds bored. probably has had 100000 other two faith people call her and scream with joy) Yeah yeah, I know, I love you too.

AHHHHHH! YAY! NO TING XIE! I LOVE THE WORLD! EXCEPT CHINESE, MATHS AND ROSSOH! AND SJW! BUT WHATEVER! NO TING XIE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL. I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER TO BE ALIVE!

Okay maybe not I'm just trying to make a point all right. (: NO TING XIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh yeah I just read MA's blog on how she & Susan Lim made out, I mean fought (MA SAVES THE MAKING OUT FOR ANOTHER TEACHER COUGHBALLERINACOUGHCOUGH). And all she did was answer obvious question! Yeah! I hate teachers like that!

Last year.

CSM: (catches me doing history in chinese class) OI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? (in chinese lah)

ME: Er. Homework. (looks upm then senses look is too soft and hardens look)

CSM: WHY ARE YOU GLARING AT ME?!

ME: I'm not glaring at you. I'm merely looking at you.

CSM: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?!?!??!!

ME: (incredulously) Because you're talking to me...?

And she scolded me for my bad attitude. WTH. O:

And this year, the whole.. Jonathan Cher thing.

Potato: Nathuang (SHUT UP WITH THE WHOLE NATHUANG THING), can I speak to you?

Me: Er, okay...

Potato: Why were you reading a storybook in class?

Me: Because it was more interesting?

Potato: (pauses) And what is the right thing to do?

Me: Listen and copy notes...?

Potato: And you were reading a storybook. Is that the right or wrong thing to do?

Me: Wrong?

Potato: Yes, and so why were you reading a storybook?

Me: Because I wasn't doing the right thing?

Potato: (stares at me like he wants to kill me and starts rambling about how blah blah.)

All I did was say something obvious which was a teensy bit rude. And now I've got 1000000000 black marks >: ( Honestly.

GAWD!

ANYWAY NOW IS A HAPPY TIME WITH NO TING XIE SO I WILL NOT RUIN IT BY THINKING OF FROGSPITTERS, AKA CSM AKA THE CHINESE TEACHER FROM HELL.

Okay. bUaiiXx!

Toto says I am really a chao ahlian now. But she admitted she was one first :D I HAVE THE CONV. I WILL PRINT IT! :D :D :D

regina/ help me say goodbye says:
I LOVE HER (emily)

regina/ help me say goodbye says:
EMILY ROCKS

regina/ help me say goodbye says:
SHE IS MY IDOL

regina/ help me say goodbye says:
I LOVE HER

EMILY IS LOVED. BOY OH BOY I AM STARTING A LOVE-EMILY FAN CLUB. IT CAN BE CALLED THE LUBB_AIMILI_KIAS_123!

07:558 PM

2006-05-09T20:35:00.000+08:00

20060509

Don't feel like blogging :/

Yesterday, I

went for a jog
did my homework
studied
slept at ten

OMGZZZ I FEEL GOOOOOOD.

Oh yeah something super funny just happened! Right Alex/ Fungi spores! (: gay emoticons LOL.

I love my Fungis <3 We're all cool.

09:12 PM

2006-05-08T16:34:00.000+08:00

20060508

I feel like I haven't posted for such a long time, but I've only not posted for er. One day?

TO DO -

History Assignment
History test

I hate History.

>: ( I can't find any stupid causes of stupid stupid Anti-National Service Riot. Who cares what happened in the past! Gosh! What's that stupid saying?

FORGET THE PAST. ENJOY THE PRESENT. LIVE FOR THE FUTURE.

Something lame like that. I TOTALLY AGREE :/ History taechers should totally take a leaf from that book!

Oh yeah today, PE was so spastic. I came up with a new name for Colin Phee, PHEEces. You know, like FAECES?

Faeces: Bodily waste that passes out of the anus. Some people say bowel motions, bowel movement, stool, poo, shit, crap.

So. It has become PHEEces.

I started whispering the name to one side of the class while Angela whispered it to the other and soon everyone around us giggling. Coling Phee invited us to go up and speak and teach instead of him and I was half prepared to cause, I hate it when teachers do that you know? Super annoying. ~~If you can't teach then just say so.~~

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE (stop it!!!)

Then Colin Phee hit the ball to Pei hwa and she hit it back into his balls. Then everyone was like, 'TRIPLE WHAMMY!'

Okay. Never mind. Two balls. One ball. Triple... never mind. Just forget it.

Then he kept hitting to Pei Hwa and Amanda and the group of us was hissing, 'REGINA! REGINA! HIT TO REGINA!'

KEKEKE. Stop it.

In the end, we all watched WJ-from-America and Drina-Bin-Laden-from-Afghanistan or something play (: Satay agrees mini tennis sucks, and she loves tennis. Okay. So it must suck! Esp with PHEEces shouting instructions at you on to 'DEUCE HARDER! DEUCE FASTER!' and you just want to be left alone or hit another triple whammy.

HDLHBSDHBSLJDBJKLDSKLGDSAQWHL!!!

Anyway, recess was so blah cause we had to do Lit, MEP. Ivy & I went to the cabnteen and staggered back with food and drinks in the beloved MEP room which as usual ~~stunk LOL~~ smelt of Wong. I rushed through Lit while they wrote all the notes. My group is soooooo last minute (:

OUR NAME SHOULD BE THE LATAYES. NOT THE AYES. (which by the way it's a joke, we DON'T like to go around saying FUNKAYE, PARTAYE and that kind of shit)

So many plastic bags left in the MEP room. We had to smuggle all the food and drinks from the canteen and so I had to bluff the bookshop aunty multiple times our bag broke and we needed new ones cause she wouldn't give us new ones.

Blahhhhhhhhhhh I thought we'd get locked out by fatSOH but we didn't (: HOORAY.

We spent MEP watching everyone perform their lame children's song. Our's was quite okay (: HAHA, but we found out/ confirmed/ got proof that Potato is superbly biased. Last year our dear form teacher Da Luo Bo was also superbly biased but it sucks being biased against you know? We're so pissed with him.

Stupid stupid stupid carbohydrates. Potatoes. Whatever.

I spent PW debating with XH.

ME: KOREAN SHOWS SUCK. DISGUSTING THEY'RE ALL SO UGLY.
XH: KOREAN SHOWS ROCK. I'M GONNA MARRY A KOREAN WHEN I GROW UP.

HAHA. And after school I found myself with nothing to do, I KNOW O: O: O:

So after finishing up homework I just went off with Regina to eat beloved Orange Bowl <3>

Walked out with Leanor Cass & Yinru, cabbed home.

I HATE HISTORY.

05:51 PM

2006-05-06T21:51:00.000+08:00

20060506

IT WORKS. IT WORKS IT WORKS IT WORKS :D :D :D

Thanks Mag for listening to all my bullshit (: SARRY POTTER <3s>

10:04 PM

2006-05-05T20:04:00.000+08:00

20060505

It's 5/5. I bet loads of people are getting married! :) Haha, stupid.

I watched Mission: Impossible: III today with Ugenie Regina & Angela! :D It's a really nice show. Haha, it rocks. Really. Now as you all know, I wanna watch

POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON (:

Because I like movies about sinking ships, TITANIC please :D :D :D Also because I read this funny book on this funny boy who's a demigod and how he meets all the Olympians (bet you dont know who they are) and his dad is Poseidon. Who is the God of the Sea, Earthquakes and Horses. Something like that lah. Go look it up yourself.

We got released at one, cause it's voting day tmr and the school is to be handed over to the election officials. (WHY CAN'T THEY TAKE GBH & ROSSOH TOO? WHY? WHY?)

Oh yeah and during Maths CT, Peter Tay/ Tom in the whole Mr-Wong-tweety-Bird-Ms-Lai-Peck-Ee-Daffy-Duck story took away our time! Everyone was so fed up. We even left his writing on the board. THe TIME STARTED thing and TIME ENDED thing. It was... proof. But we didn't get extra time because Maths teachers are unreasonable and won't let us have it.

(Rossoh also spoke about how everyone should use their common sense, like how if in a Common Test for Trigo the teacher says you can't use a calculator, use your Common Sense and USE IT. We all knew who she was referring to. Our dear ex-form teacher. HAHA. Rachel was so pissed with him.)

After M:I:III I took an MRT by myself (: (: (: Hehehehehehehe. Regina, Angela & Ugenie went to PS for some IP application thing. So I sat and watched everyone. Everyone in Singapore so... haggard. All talking on their phoens and rushing and all. Huh.

I got off at AMK cause I accidentally selected as the destination for the standard ticket (my EZlink card is practically non-functioning cause I haven't used it in ages) and IT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT get off trains and AMK station! Cannot get a cab there and it's smelly and hot and everything. And even worse, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT (as Joanna/ Regina would say), GEK KIANG! I don't know how to spell it but apparently in Hokkien it means ACT SMART; TRY TO BE CLEVER. Do not walk stupidly down the road trying to get a cab.

Which is what I did of course. Story of my life.

Huh, so I walked into AMK central! ALL THE WAY TO AMK CENTRAL! And then I didn't know how to get out, I wanted to get to the other side so I just took a chacne and walked in that direction to see whether (well PRAYING & HOPING) that there was an exit. Or entrance. Depending which side you're coming from and whether YOU CAN GET A BLOODY TAXI OR NOT!!!

So. As I emerge from the other side I go, 'Wow! I found my way out of that place! Now I can get a cab and go home quickly!'

HA. HA. HA.

That's the stupidest thought ever, Nat.

I walked and walked and walked and waited and waited and waited and still no cab came. They were all hired. HIRED HIRED HIRED. I hate the stupid HIRED sign. Whenever I see a cab (Comfort Cab) with a green sign that says TAXI I feel this rush of pleasure, even if I'm not taking it. LOL. But there was no rush of pleasure today cause, THERE WERE NO BLOODY FREE CABS.

ME: FSUIFBSBDBDSLKGHDLSDILWAHSDKBWASKDVBSAKUDVBKSAUBDASL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I walked all the way to AJC! THen I passed it and then it was... YIO CHU KANG MRT.

SO I WALKED ALL THE WAY FROM ANG MO KIO MRT TO YIO CHU KANG MRT.

I was soooooooo pissed I tell you. I tried the YCK taxi stand but OHHHHHHH NOOOOOO, stupid there were at least 15 people ahead of me. I queued for awhile, then this Malay couple came up beside me and the guy started saying to the girl.

"Your legs are funny to touch!"

Girl: (giggle giggle smack smack)

Me: ...

Guy: Really! Very weird to touch!

Girl: (smacks guy playfully and giggles)

Me: ...

Girl: They're not! (giggles some more)

Me: THAT'S IT.

Plus, the guy was wearing burnt orange shoes that had holes in them.

So I spotted a bus coming up and I had this brainwave, WOW! I CAN TAKE A BUS TO SCHOOL THEN GET A TAXI FROM THERE!

Hehehe. I thought I was so smart.

Huh.

YEAH AND LIKE. ANNOYING. THE BUS WASN'T 76, IT WAS 72, AND THE QUEUE FOR 76 WAS HALF A MILE LONG PLEASE.

And then I spotted... ALLELUIA! A FREE CAB AT THE CORNER! And I turned around and nearly banged into this ah soh. She shouted at me, and I didn't apologize cause I wanted to GET THAT CAB. NOOOOOO, she had to tell me I was rude and stuffs. So after she finished her boring and stupid speech, I dashed off like a mad idiot and just as I approached it, the light turned green and it went off.

ME: WINSDLSNDSLHDLHDBLWHBLWBLWNLSANDLSKAJNDSJLBDUWEKBGRDUWEFBGVKEGBRUWKGBS!!!

So I walked back to AJC then walked basck toYCK MRT then crossed the road. And hurt my foot. Stupid weak ankle. I wanted to cry by then GAH!

So I walked back all the way (on the opposite side of the road) to AJC and the busstop. And then I saw the best sight ever.

A FAMILY WAS ALIGHTING FROM A CAB.

Then, the worst sight ever.

THIS OLD GUY WAS TRYING TO STEAL MY CAB.

ME: OH SHIT.

So I ran up to the guy and begged him for the cab. I know it's pathetic (:

AND HE GAVE IT TO ME! THANK YOU GOD BLESS YOU YOU KIND KIND KIND SOUL! HEARTXX WORHZ!

The cab smelt and the driver looked suspiciously like Mr Wong (who once claimed he was gonna be a taxi driver and be known as Great Driver Wong) but I didn't care. If the cab was filled with rats & cockroaches I would have jumped in. (I'm just trying to make a point okay). I had walked around YCK & AMK for the last forty minutes runnning here and there trying to get a bloody cab and I was worn out. BLAH.

I know tomorrow's voting day and all. I just hope the new AMK & YCK ministers PUT MORE STUPID CABS ON THE ROAD DURING PEAK HOUR. Seriously. I'll vote for you when I grow up if you just do.

08:53 PM

2006-05-04T21:07:00.000+08:00

20060504

This stupid little thing is making me beyond pissed. Amazing.

Today some people bugged me to put the tagboard back. So there you go (:

HOW DO I FREAKING UPLOAD THE STUPID SONGS. THE STUPID ICON ISNT THERE. I HATE MOTOROLA, KIDS DONT EVER BUY MOTOROLA. BUY SAMSUNG, ITS THE BEST SERIOUSLY. I MISS MY OLD SAMSUNG SLIDE. I WANT IT BACK. MOTOROLA ROKR SUCKS. THE iTUNES DONT EVEN WORK. PLEASE LET IT WORK IF NOT IM JUST GONNA DUMP IT IN THE TRASH AND THEN BURN THE TRASHCAN >: (

Anyway, because I have decided to go OOC and study for evil Maths CT tomorrow, bye.

---

RACHEL.Cheer up! We'll always be there for you. This is called a CHARACTER BUILDING SITUATION. I love you Fungi Wannabe! NATCHEL <3

---

09:37 PM

2006-05-03T19:06:00.000+08:00

20060503

IF YOU WANNA TALK USE THE COMMENTS FUNCTION! THE KIISSEZZ THING.

Today was great! (: Let's see, cause.

THERE WAS NO MATHS.

SJW STOPPED PICKING ON ME AND STARTED SHOWING US LAME VIDEOS WHERE PEOPLE BEAT OTHER PEOPLE TO DEATH (which sucked actually, so violent eew! but that's not the point!)

THERE WAS NO MATHS.

THE WHOLE OF CHINESE WAS SPENT WATCHING LAME VIDEOS WHERE PEOPLE BEAT OTHER PEOPLE TO DEATH.

WHEEEEEEE.

No maths no maths no maths :D :D :D :D :D :D

I hate the way maths affects me. Last year too, every Maths lesson Mrs Seet would come in and start saying stuff about me. I hated her class like shit, actually I hated HER like shit. (IN CASE ANY annoying TEACHERS WANT TO BE SPECIFIC, I SAID HATED. HATED.)

In Lit today the FF :D made a promise to go and watch a movie soon. Haha. Friday I think (: We're gonna watch Take The Lead or something. Cause I watched Ice Age. Angela watched Aquamarine. Ivy hates M:I:III and I promised Mag I'd watch Poseidon with her so that leaves... Take The Lead.

I'M GETTING ADDICTED TO ORANGEBOWL(: AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

After recess:

English with Wendy ~~Bong~~ Lee.

Class: HSWDHOWGUOGODBKADNALGDUAGDABSJASGUAS WSDGHDBOADBADGH WSDIHWOIDHHIOADHGIOW DIDH IWD W HI SUPER NOISY!

Mrs ~~Bong~~ Lee: (pathetically) Girls! Please! Try to keep your discussions intense and focused!

Me: Hawhawhaw.

I think I was the only one who heard cause, she was standing beside me. Maybe the baby is putting too much strain on her (winks at Mag).

We watched Madagascar in Music. It was quite funny the third time round, though. My class laughed so loudly at all the lame parts. Like, in stitches. They are sooooooo lame :D

TW WAS SO RETARDED, RIGHT UGENIE, REGINA, IVY? Esp, Regina Barbarian who caused all the stupidness :D TOO MANY CHICKEN PIES?!

AFTER SCHOOL WE HAD NAPFA FIVE ITEMS!

I did quite okay (: SJW was so annoying on the track for shuttle run please. He kept yelling the person's timing and saying

'WAH, YI JING LIU MIAO LE!'
('WAH, IT'S ALREADY SIX SECONDS')

and

'AIYO, DIAO LE! ZHE YANG LING! JI DAN!'
('WAH, THE BEAN BAG DROPPED! THEN YOU GET AN EGG! ZEROOOOO!')

I didn't go to him. I went to Chicken Pie.

CP: (looks at my paper) It's so crumpled!

Me: I know.

CP: Cannot be so crumpled you know!

Me: Okay.

CP: Only half an hour and it's so crumpled!

Me: (getting irritated) Okay.

CP: Cannot like that you know!

Me: Okay.

CP: I don't let you run ah!

Me: Okay.

CP: So crumpled, later I won't let you run then how?

Me: (shrugs) Okay.

CP: I'll tell all the teachers not to let you run with such a crumpled paper ah!

Me: ...Okay.

CP: ... next year I won't let you run! (snatches paper)

Me: Okay...?

I do not like Regina's taste in guys. Or Mary-Anne's, for that matter. ("Jonathan Lee is so sexy")

Kekeke.

Then when we came back to class, Emily Goh wasn't there! She kept all of us waiting outside stuck cause she had the key. We had to go down to Potato and ask him for the key.

So, me Yiying XH & XX and I think SX and other random people in my class wrote a whole board of messages for her.

"ALL YOUR 365 BOYFRIENDS WILL DUMP YOU!"

"WHERE'D YOU GOH?!" (MA came up with it, how lame can)

Teehee. I cabbed home with Cho Chang :D

COMMENTS.

Anonymous said...
mag chan is a pretendtuious bitch
7:44 PM

You're a bitch too. Go freaking buy a dictionary.

Magdalene said...
OMFG WHY DID YOU POST THAT I WAS ONLY KIDDING!!! STOP IT TAKE IT OFF YOU'RE EMBARASSING ME!!!!111!!11
11:11 PM

You embarrass yourself perfectly fine on your own! :D :D :D Does the song TOMORROW ring a bell? coughMRWONGcough?

08:44 PM

2006-05-02T20:26:00.000+08:00

20060502

The lian stuff is scary innit :D

Hehehehehehehe.

WHOOOOOPEEEEEE! I still wanna watch Poseidon. The Greek God/ Olympian/ Isabelle's ancestor is called Poseidon. God of the sea. I got... 'obsessed' with them after reading this really nice book! Like Harry Potter but BETTER!

Oh yeah and today, SJW told me that 'IF I NA MC AGAIN MY MARKS WILL BE ZERO'. Like, he accused me of skipping school just to get out of tests! Excuse me. I have a bloody MC. I was sick. And Potato wants the doctor's telephone number cause I lost the MC.

"It's not that I doubt you, Nathuang (!#!*#%*#!^*%~^*&#!#!!^!^$^&$#!&*!!!), it's just for reference, in case Mrs Goh (pauses with reverent silence no doubt forming a glorious image in his mind of GBH in golden cloud wearing a white robe and having wings and a grand choir singing behind her) wants to check, she can. (sighs with pleasure at hearing his idol's name).

Kekekeke. (shut up) That is kind of funny :D

WE HAD NO MORNING JOG TODAY, YAYYYYYYYYY!

Hahohee, hahohee. (Rachel El & I used to laugh like that pretending we were proper ladies in primarysix LOL)

They had a spotcheck again and... our whole class passed! O: O: O: I know! Cause, Mdm Ng the Great checked only the front of our uniforms and forgot about the back. -.-" So. Lame. But because of that she is now my savior.

UGH and I failed History again. My God. I'm so gonna fail PPR. BYEBYE EVERYTHING ): SUCKY TERM.

After recess we had one period with the Shorty, Mr SJW.

(Two Justice came up with this lame ~~(but quite likely)~~ joke.

At matchmaking agency

SJW: I'm desperate! Please! I've been searching all over for a wife and nobody wants me! Please, I'm so desperate I just need a wife that fulfills one criteria!

Matchmaker: And what is that?

SJW: (in desperate voice) She must be shorter than me!

Matchmaker: (glances at him nervously) i'm afraid that's not possible, sir. Not possible at all. I'm very sorry.)

HOHO. HOHOHOHOHO. Or as Mag would say,

WAKIAKIAKIAKIAKIAKIAKIA!

I think WAKIAKIAKIAKIA is very funny. Everytime I see/ hear that I will laugh. WAKIAKIAKIAKIAKIA!

Teehee, we had C lit after that with the China woman speaking! (THE LAND OF XIAO LO BUO AND NO DA LUO BOs, shut up Mary-Anne & Emily) about Buddhism. And she kept going, 'So in OUR China... In Buddhism WE believe... WE feel that... Created a pathway for US...'

We got quite offended, cause. Not everyone is a Buddhist, you know. And not everyone comes from China (LIKE ME!!!)

Hmmm, then SJW made pointed remarks about people talking. He kept standing beside our row. ~~GO AWAY LAH.~~

KEKEKE.

Maths was boring as usual :/

After school I went for guiutar with Emily Michellet & PeiHwa. I CAN FINALLY PLAY ETUDE :D Stupid song. Went to J8 with Mag Yongmei & Emily and in the cab at one point it was very quiet. Then Mag hissed,

"I can feel all the sexual tension!"

And I was like,

"Yeah, between Emily and the cab driver!"

Later when we told Emily she was offended. LOL.

Me & Emily ate KFC again and Mag & Yongmei went off to buy dry ice. They had to leave so I went to Coffeebean with Emily and finished Maths homework! And started on the 198 questions :D I feel sooooooo accomplished :D

K, so like that was my day. Huh. And I gave Mag her present and SHE LURVES IIT SIA YAYES :D. Everyone thought her 'boyfriend' gave it to her. And when Yongmei asked her what she wanted in the cab, she was like,

Mag: (hugs file lovingly) MR WONG.

Us: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Mag: He's so hot.

Us: Er...

Mag: I want him for my birthday.

Yongmei: (incredulously) You want him?!

Me: Okay, I'll knock him out and put him in a big box and give it to you.

Mag: Okay!

Emily: (speechless)

Me: Can you say that again so I can record it?

Mag: NO.

FINE. BE THAT WAY! FINE LAH. I BREAK UP WIF U. ALWAEZ DUMP ME FOR BALLERINAS RITE.

Hehe (WAKIAKIAKIAKIAKIA)

Emily said she'd never go out with both of us at the same time ever again >: (

09:27 PM

2006-05-01T20:45:00.000+08:00

20060501

POSEIDON.

I WANNA WATCH.

In this remake of the 1972 disaster classic 'The Poseidon Adventure' (1972) , a luxury ocean liner capsizes from a colossal tidal wave, leaving its ragtag group of survivors to fend for themselves as they find a way out. They realize their only chance is to make their way to the deepest bowels of the ship, now at the top, if they are going to have any chance of getting out.

There was a less lame sumnmary but I can't find it.

BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.

BAH.

Anonymous- TEEN SUICIDES?

09:15 PM

2006-04-29T20:19:00.000+08:00

20060429

I probably won't be able to blog tomorrow so or the next few days cause I'm going to stay at some suite somewhere, so.

HAPPY 14th BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE CHIO CHANG! <3

Muii <3>

Today in cat class the teacher was so scary lah. It was quite a deep session, but she was so annoying. We wanted to skip at first. Well RACHEL LOW LIAN YING wanted to skip and I didn't mind either way but Alex & Adidas Albino wanted to go.

There was this nun woman thing talking to us and she's well. !!! We were all giggling then she stared at us then Jovel laughed when she said something then she said.

"Excuse me, do you find anything amusing? Would you like to come up and share with us?"

And then everyone would swivel their heads to see who she was scolding. Then when she said something about a girl commiting suicide because of some small small thing and people laughed then she started saying,

"YOU THINK IT'S NOT TRUE? You think it won't happen? Let me tell you, it has happened! A girl's handphone got confiscated and she threw herself off the 20th storey of a building! Oh, it has definitely happened before! You just throw your life away like that for nothing! Don't laugh! IT HAPPENS! Oh, it definitely does!"

Blah blah blah, Jacq was making the blah handsign behind her back and we were giggling. Oh yeah and I was itching to make all sorts of comments at her words but the woman threatened to invite anyone who mad noises up.

I was just thinking, SHE HAS PROBLEMS.

It's all well and good to serve the church and stuff of course! But no need to get so what about it right! She had some okay points but she just blahed it all out and everyone just stared at her, cause apparently if she looks at you and you look away it means (scary music) YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE.

...

UGH. I think we'll all miss Stefanie Tan when she goes away ):

After cat class me & Rachel Low went to Thomson Plaza to get presents and photo paper but in the end I just ended up eating KFC while she picked off my food. Haha. We were talking about quite a lot of stuff. Hoho. MOOD SWINGS (: We cabbed home and she dropped me off :)

TRAITOR & EUNICE DIDNT GO, I BET THEY SKIPPED RIGHT (:

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This is a very lame joke.

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion

Miss Malaysia: Leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified. Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore: LIEWLIAN

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should reallydisqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problemswith the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN JIAO

I told Ugenie & Angela in C lit and we all started laughing cause it was so stupid. Then Wang hoohaa yelled at us.

Apu, apu, apu nana.

bUaiiXx mUii n0 wAn t0 bLoGg anYmoRe.

OH YAH N ALL E ANONYMOUSES ON MUII BLOG WADS UR PWOBWEM. NO NAME IS IT?!?!?! N WATS SHO FUN ABT TAGGIN "HELLO"? KI SIAO!

08:40 PM

2006-04-28T22:19:00.000+08:00

20060428

BLUE HOUSE ROCKS!

I think I have a sore throat! :D Okay I know I show be like sobbing or whatever but it was so fun! :D As in, we all screamed and screamed! Haha! Really got into the mood!

In the morning I went to J8 to watch ICE AGE 2 with Mag! SHE MADE ME WAIT SO LOOONG >: ( haha but she was so nice (: We went straight up to buy the tickets and then we found out that Miv Yukina & Nicolette were watching the same show as us. And there was no one else in the cinema so we just sat all over and we were quite scared at first cause there was no one else LOL.

HAHA (: The show's okay. I know we're all really slow. It came out ages ago yes yes! NO TIME LAH. Anyway. The squirrel was sooooooo annoying! But I found ICE AGE 1 better. It made me cry and stuff. Cause, it was so sad. And ICE AGE 2 was okay. It made me laugh, but it didn't make me cry. I think movies that make me cry are good movies.

Then we went to KFC to eat and we met the 'love of my life', this fat guy with dyed hair who worked there.

...

Stupid.

WE TOOK MRT & BUS BACK TO SCHOOL AND WALKED BACK. Haha, actually we wanted to cab then Mag said something about time and money. So we SAVEDDDDDDDDD. YEEAAA. HAH.

I met Yi Ying Angela NatJo Yinru MA Stacy & XH on the field! And we had to wear sashes and stick the black dot thing (I don't know what it's called sorry) on our foreheads cause we're BOLLYWOOD BLUE.

:D And sparkly things in our hair.

Then we welcomed the GOH etc etc and family danced. I had to partner Pee Ying. She kept whacking me throughout the whole thing. Then we did our house cheer thing.

BOLLYWOOD BLUE!
Nee lam. Or whatever.

HAHA, until this morning before my sister thrust the cheer at me, I didn't even know what it was. So I quickly memorized it and screamed! We headed back to our seats but we had to squash all the way to the side. Our seats sucked, so we ran around looking for better ones and got chased back, BAH.

The cheer routines were quite cool. HAHA RACHEL LYDIA & EUNICE ALL OF YOU ROCKED. And then we all thought that Blue wouldn't win. Dno why but everyone was whispering. We tried to sneak to the canteen but all the routes were blocked off!

!!!

OH MAN SO WE HAD TO DRINK THE BOTTLED WATER, SO THIRSTY NO CHOICE :/

I had a terrible sore throat so I drank all the water and finished two bottles then I felt better. AH then anyhow I screamed somemore so no difference.

CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED & CHEERED SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. I will never be able to speak properly again.

When Blue House won anythign the house would go nuts. WE WON BEST CHEER (like atmosphere thingy) HAHA. AND SECOND OVERALL. LOST TO GREEN BY 31 POINTS OR SOMETHING!

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FROM MARY-ANNE'S (http://opus-92.blogspot.com) BLOG:

Well, as tomorrow IS sports day, and we only have to turn up at ~~7.15 or the beehoon will be screaming full-blast~~ 3 PM.

HAHAHA SHE IS SOOOO FUNNY. THE OTHER DAY SHE WAS LIKE STOPPING BY FAITH, SAYING A LOT OF HER USUAL STUFF LIKE, -CLAPS HANDS- "TWO FAITH! TRACK, TRACK, TRACK! I'M SORRY I HAVE TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, BUT SOME OF YOU ARE RATHER OBSTINATE, YAR?" ("yar" is how she pronounces it, by the way, at least that's how i hear it). WELL YEAH A LOT OF HER USUAL STUFF, AND WHEN SHE WALKED INTO THE CLASSROOM, GUESS WHAT SIGHT GREETS HER THAT CAUSES HER TO STOP MIDWAY IN HER TRACKS AND STARE AGAPE AT THE CLASSROOM. (well i'm exaggerating here she didn't stare agape, but she looked quite amazed (: )

Cos all she saw were tables and chairs. In its usual "hazardous state" as quoted by mrs lee, but no doubt about it, the classroom was empty.

HAHAHA. ~~THAT OLD HAG~~ SHE HAD NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT, COS ALL OF US WERE ALREADY WAITING FOR HER AT THE TRACK.

I can just see the headlines -

~~NOTORIOUSLY RIOTOUS~~ CLASS TWO FAITH 2006 FIRST TO BE DOWN AND READY AT THE TRACK

Mrs GBH commends Class Two Faith on their exemplary behaviour shown for the past few weeks, being the first class to be down at the track, waiting quietly for assembly to begin. This is the first time any class in the whole history of SN that all the girls in a particular class are extremely enthusiastic about going for assembly.

Said Natalie Huang, a girl who aces her subjects, particularly Mathematics: "Assembly is one of the most significant events. It prepares us for the day ahead, and I really enjoy singing the school song especially."

"Yeah," chips in Natalie Lim. "Mundane as it seems to some, it will always hold a special place in my heart, even long after I grow up." Hearing this, several of the girls murmur in agreement as well.

When asked whether they enjoyed dancing the Family Dance every monday, the whole class nodded furiously. On being told that some girls find the moves rather boring, and resembles lumbering hippos wearing the pinafore trying to dance gracefully on land, the girls' facial expressions ranged from dismay and shock to even horror.

"But I can't imagine anyone not liking the dance!" protests a girl by the name of Yi Ying. "Yeah! The dance just shows the bond between us - you know, family stuff," agrees Regina New, who practises the family dance moves on a weekly basis at least. That said, she goes "yo, yo, yo, yo..." and starts punching the air in time with the imaginary beat.

The class has also grown from the sullen and unresponsive class one faith. This year, every lesson, each and every of the girls' faces are fresh, sitting up straight, their tables meticulously cleaned, earning the praise and admiration of their subject and form teachers. One particular teacher even went so far as to say that "this is one of the most ~~hazardous~~ clean and tidy classes I've taught"!

The girls obviously share a special and sisterly bond between them. Teasing each other, with friendly insults bantered back and forth, they also care for each other in a way that would touch many.

Truly, this class is -

Okay, enough said. The underlined and bold parts are the well, unbelievable stuff, yeah.

Sorry, natalie(s), yiying, regina. You guys jst suddenly popped into my head. :D When writing this, I mean.

Oh yeah. I know "friendly insults" sound weird. Like, insults are insults. You can't have "friendly insults". But yeah. Heck.

No pun intended. (:

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I LAUGHED SO MUCH MY DAD CAME IN AND ASKED ME WHAT THE MATTER WAS. HAHAHAHAHHAHA SOOOO FUNNY! I ACE MATHS YAY! ESP THE PART ABOUT ME LOCING FAMILY DANCE AND SINGING THE SCHOOL SONG! WTF?! AND REGINA NEW GOING 'YO YO YO' HAHAHAHAHA. SO FUNNY. SO FUNNY!

10:47 PM

2006-04-28T09:25:00.000+08:00

20060428

I DIDNT PON! I HAVE MC!

Yeah so HAHA!

lYk oMgzZz iiTz sP0rTs dAe l8r... mUii sTanD iiN hAwtTe sUn wAnt 2 cRii cAnN... mUii & bAcKsTreEt bEngS wAn 2 p[0]n... *hAiixX*

NEWAEZ. sH0 lYk. bEf0rE dAt ii`M g0nNa wAtCh --iiCe aGe 2-- wiiF cHii0 cHanG??? ii NoE ii siiBei sLow lArHx bUt ii goT n000 tYme KK!

diiS pOzT dAmN liiAn cAn. i`m bErii sHtooPiiD ii n0E ^^ lOlz heEx. u n0E ii nOw sH0 LiiaN daAt pPl aSk mUii h0w 2 tEaCh dEm 2 wRiitE Liian? WAHLAU RITE? I NOE! *gaSpP*

BUDDEN MUII KEWLIE MAID MARIA STILL SAE DAT II NOT LIIAN NO MATTER WAT II DO SHO NVM LORHX! MARIA ROXX SIA! <3

My eyes :D Oh come on. It's actually quite fun after awhile. Good luck figuring it out-

~~You know like oMgzZz now I'm so practiced that I can type out a whole LIAN PARAGRAPH in a minute or something? EEYER.~~

AH PUI SOMEONE SAVE ME.

09:38 AM

2006-04-27T15:48:00.000+08:00

20060427

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Long_words

0.o lYk oMgzZ dErE sHo lO0o0onG?!?!?!? sIBeii KeWl siiAzZ! T.T

I didn't go to school today. I was. Sick. You know how it gets -

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LOLZ HEEX ^^

(And um, good luck for the three tests everybody? :D)

03:54 PM

2006-04-26T16:54:00.000+08:00

20060426

MY BLOG IS DEAD.

I should just like, not update yes.

It's so weird. Before I stopped blogging, people tagged. Now after the break it's like... poof! Gone!

TODAY: OKAY :)

In the morning we had some shitty sports carnivaly thing. Which sucked like it does ever year. We were like right at the back at first lah. Then we got moved all the way to the front. So extreme (:

Family dance TWICE. I swear, I will grow up and then come back to St Nicks and blow the CD up. >: (

Then we saw... MR WONG'S NEW HAIRCUT. Like the expression on MA's face, WTFWTHOMGLOLWHATSWITHTHESPIKYDO. !!! It's like. SPIKYYYYY. I was talking to Angela when I saw it and I choked.

Angela started laughing.

NatJO stared in bemusement, like '?!?!?!'

Anyway, then we went back to class and I spent Science doing other things. I know I know, there's a test tomorrow. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT.

SHIT. UGH!

I HAD ORANGEBOWL FOR RECESS AGAIN :D THANK YOU SATAY :D

Everyone was busy with something or the other. So only three of us ate. ): Then Regina came 'chiong'-ing in and ate with us. Then , I bought Angela's fried chicken and went to the MEP room to give it to her with Ivy who was trying to find a suitable place to hide for cheer prac.

(That's the great thing about being an MEP student. The MEP room, or rooms are always available for you to use for HIDING etc. And no one comes to look for you cause a) they aren't allowed in and b) it's so far away. Well so far below. You can hide there from anything excepr MEP lessons. LOL (: )

And in ther MEP room 2 all of us were looking through the NJ open house booklets and I showed them MY BROTHER'S PRESIDENT SCHOLARSHIP BOARD. (Actually it's not, it's just someone else called Christopher Huang. :D) Then YY kept shouting at me and no one believed ): Then we said stuff about the ministers and spikywong walked in and then he said he was from the PAP and we shouldnt insult him, or something like that. diiA0xX.

Then EMILY SAID,

MR WONG, YOU LOOK LIKE A CARROT. LIKE XIAO LUO BO!

Then everyone started laughing and I was like, WTF! No! XLB IS ME!!!!!!! And that jsut made everyone say,

OH, HE CAN BE DA LUO BO.

Cause he had his spiky haircut and his orange shirt.

Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: He really looks like a carrot!

Me: But XIAO LUO BO IS ME!

YY: Who asked you to always go around saying 'In China!' (grins gleefully and laughs along with everyone else asdfnsaefbeafbaeoif)

Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Da luo bo... GOD. I have changed my name to XIAO LIAN. But I prefer XIAO LUO BO ):

Everyone did our own thing in English. Haha. Seeing all the funny complaints in the school forum was soooo funny :D

Music, Miss Lee told us weird stories. I covered my ears during the ghost story. And she called me GIRL POWER NATALIE. POEII. Cause of the speech. ):

We had to go for health checkup after that! Strip for the nurses and all. Someone suggested seducing them. I forgot who. Whoever you are. You are disgusting. :D

Me & YY & Leanor quickly rushed in front cause we had guitar and didn't wanna get stuck in the queue. So we had to strip/ seduce first. Boring lah. Except I still can't see the stupid letters.

Guitar! Well basically I read this funny book throughout. I played two songs and read. It was raining and the aircon was freezing, I love (: Yayayayay. So I was reading the funny book and reading and then Mag came down to the MEP rooms.

(you know people always call it MEP room but there are like four, five if you count the big storeroom. weird)

WE WENT TO MACS AND I BOUGHT MY DARLING SHAKER FRIES <3

So, there are three tests tomorrow. I can only think of one. THREE TESTS. HOW CAN THERE BE THREE TESTS. THATS JUST WRONG

>: (

06:07 PM

2006-04-25T20:42:00.000+08:00

20060425

I like Grease songs! Most of the day I'd start singing one of them and then everyone beside me would start singing. Esp Meichi :D Then they'd look at me and go, 'Sounds so familiar! Where does that come from?'

Haha, so actually we all know Grease but we don't know it :
I downloaded like the entire thing and I'm listening. It's soooo cute (:

ANYWAY! Today so many cute things happened :D But you know, now I can't think of any. I hate it when that happens :/

Erm, I had to go and buy a blooooody THERMOMETER. Haha. MeiChi followed me and we saw this ahlian woman! Like, she was wearing a light pink miniskirt and a light pink top! And these disgusting $5 shoes I bet. All glittery and fake looking. And she was say 30 plus.

Mag: OH MY GOD, IF MY MOM EVER DRESSED LIKE THAT I'D ABANDON HER.

I AGREE! O:

For Histowee we went to the com lab and we explored http://colinandkero.blogspot.com. Well, Ivy did. Regina and I sat there and DIIAO-ed her as she screamed in her bimbo way. She got goosebumps and later she was complaining about how wrong it was.

(Personally I don't really mind it, it's really none of my business and I think Colin & Kero are BRAVE. Seriously, would you dare to stand out if it was you? Be subjected to ridicule and all that? Hmm? HMM? HMM?!?!?!?! HMMMMMMMMMM?!?!??! Okay... nevermind :D)

Mish Yai left the class disgruntled cause noone listened to her. And everyone did their own stuff. Liuyi & Peihwa were blog surfing etc. Recess, ORANGEBOWL HEARTS WOR.

And SJW didn't come so we spent Chinese sitting quietly at our desks, doing our work and discussing our projects.

HAHAHAHAHAHA NOT. The class was chaos.

Chinese Lit, played Bingo with BANGELA again. Emily too. I helped Emily with some stuff (: And Angela's poor arm was drawn all over. HEHEHE. And we were all acting LIIAN WORHXX.

ONE WEEK SINCE XIAO LUO BO WAS BORN!

Oh yeah and I made a liian poem worhx.

When I finish it I'll post it. Hehehe. iTz kEwl niiA! pPl luBb iiT ^^

ANYWAYXXXX. Maths was boring and rossoh caught me day dreaming. Again. Aiyah I'm trying to be good by copying all your notes and stuff, so when I look out of the window to take -eye breaks-, you should let me rest! GIVE ME A BREAK ALREADY.

SO. then had Science remedial with the rest of two faith, But I didn't go cause I had a meeting. Well I thought I did. (:

LD was so funny. We played our cute little games again and then since Charlotte was busy blocking other scenes we were all free! So we sat in teh MPR and played and plaeyd and talked. LIAN GAMES! :D

something something -ei!
nan sheng nu sheng pei!

Right Jo Miv & Mag! And then all the sec two dramas gathered round and we played... contact & concentraion. WHOOPEE. Haha. No la it was fun. :D :D :D

Then after LD we went to macs/ N&B Soya Bean Shop to eat and we talked and played around some more!

Well, I'm off to do History now. I have three more. ): I have to write lies, like

The Singapore River has a rich and natural history that is both interesting and delightful.

GAH! ALL. LIES.

10:37 PM

2006-04-24T20:58:00.000+08:00

20060424

It's kind of weird, some days you wake up thinking it's gonna suck, and it rules? And other days you awke up not knowing what's ahead expecting it to be a normal/ good day and it's just normal/ good? As in, yeah, today I thought it was gonna suck. But it didn't (:

And other days I think it's just okay and I expect a good day ahead and it's well, good.

Okay nevermind :\

NAPFA

OH BOY OH BOY ):

It was okay. So many people were encouraging me so it was better :) Thanks, and then all the secfours were so nice too, like if thjey see you walking they'll just start pulling you or shout 'COME ON!' as they jog past you.

When I'm sec four I'm gonna do that to my juniors. KARMA :D

SOOOOOOOOO :)

Napfa was shit, well okay I guess, then we all collasped on the ground ): And then we were talking about cheaters wishing we had been smart enough to do the same :D Then we took our height & weight, then we RAAAAAAAAAN for ORANGEBOWL(: I was like, 'heck, I deserve this' and I ate more and more.

Mag came along too then she came to my class and I showed her her HOHOHO! letter. And they were all talking about gross stuff during recess. We were all laughing and laughing :D Mag said disgusting stuff about Potato! O: Him and Tweety. HAHA (:

So, me & Vanessa went down to the MEP room and we saw everyone already there practicing and creating a din. (: I love MEP practicals cause you just get to sit down and PLAY. And it's better than oral cause MEP rooms rock and they have aircon and computers and carpeting and blah all for you to PLAY ON.

SOOOOOOO we all started playing and I was just throwing myself on the floor and shouting, 'let's play a game!' and everyone was jusdt happily creating a din and stuff and then... yeaps. Potato came in and made us switch rooms. ): MOOD SPOILER.

So we went to MEP room 1 which was actually bigger then the din started up again. It was very fun casuse we were all playing! I went around disturbing people and then playing with them, then occasionally I'd bang a few notes on the keyboard/ clavinova/ piano or whatever just to... get ready. You know. :D

Then I went over to Emily and Ivy where Ivy was practicing on her SNAKESKIN INSTRUMENT :/ and then Emily took photos of us while we camera whored. And did lots of ahlian poses :D

ONE, TWO
THREE, FOUR
FIVE, SIX
SEVEN, EIGHT
NINE, TEN
ME SCARING IVY
ME & IVY HAPPIIE LIANX
ME- xiang ta. IVY- diao.
LOTS MORE (:

etc etc, if I'm not lazy I'll upload the pictures. `sH0 keWl woRxX.

So we did ahlian shots for a looooooooong time and randomly I'd shout, 'MELISSA!' frantically cuase she was before me. Then the room is big and there're so many people so I always couldn't see her then I'd be like, 'SHIT, it's my turn! Oh man where're my books and papers and whatnot!' then someone would say, 'Oi, Melissa's there lah.' And I would feel very stupid.

PLEASE, just let me do the face! >.<

Then then then me & Emily were sending each other files and Ivy was being a bimbo. Haha. Drina was watching very amusedly (: Then I yelled 'MELISSA!' again and this time... she was really gone.

Me: Oh shitbloodyhellimgonnadie itsohchuanchuaninvigilatingme idontlikemep kidsnevertakemep blahblahblahoccsucks ):

But then my classmates all wished me luck and I felt so much better :) TWO FAITH <3 color="#000000" size="3">So, I ran from one end of the corridor to the other (they didn't let us walk throught the different MEP rooms) in my socks and when I went in, OCC said, 'THANK YOU.'

Me: ... Good afternoon Mrs Tham?

So I played and she said I did okay so I don't really care. And when I finished...

OCC: The next one please!
Me: I only have two songs to play. (DUH YOU OLD ~~HAG~~)
OCC: I mean nect person. (stares at me like I'm thick or something)
Me: Uh.. right.

>: ( ~~At least my husband's not shorter than me~~

I went back to the main room and then everyone asked how it was soooooooooooooooo I just said it was okay. Except of course for the whole OCC part. She said so many insulting things to my friends >: (

OI EUU. EUU MEZZ WIF MUII FWENS ARR, EUU MEZZ WIF MUII OKIE! IIE CALL GANGSTAA COME BIIT EUU DEN EUU NOE.

:D

Then Potato ate into our PW period then he dismissed us and we were freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)

So, I went to J8 with Emily Regina & Ivy. We ate at Mosburger while me & Ivy smuggled SHAKER FRIES (: (: (: in. Then Regina & Emily smuggled SHAKER FRIES in too. Haha. So we all ate Mosburger and Shaker Fries while these two middle aged ah guas kept staring at our table, so Regina kept staring back. Like Joanna at Delifrance. LOL.

They finally left thank God and we were discussing schools, like whether Anderson was good. DIIAO. And then we went to Coffeebean to study. Well sort of study anyway. I just sat there and smsed and Emily was listening to the radio while Regina copied German homework. Ivy left for her SNAKE SKIN INSTRUMENT LESSON.

ANYWAY. Now I have todo six ~~two hundred~~ 150 word reflections. (MA told me the wrong stuff) I was complaining and complaining until I typed out two paragrahs and did word count and found out it was already 133.

O: O: O:

SO I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT BAD AFTER ALL.

(I did not just say that)

08:45 PM

2006-04-24T17:11:00.000+08:00

2006-04-23T16:45:00.000+08:00

20060423

ST NICKS IS MAD.

JUST FRIKIN MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD.

INSANE.

THEY WANT US TO WRITE SIX 200 WORD REFLECTIONS FOR SIX NON-EXISTENT NEWSPAPER ARTICLES BY TUESDAY!

O:

Why?! WHY?! STUPID $#%()$%)!#^!*(#^%(~(*!*(#%*(!!!

a) can't find ONE bloody article let alone SIX
b) when we DO find something that resembles an article no one will tell us whether it is one or not
c) 200 word reflections for each and every one is just insane insane insane
d) that means 1200 words on stupid history articles which don't even exist
e) ARE THE TEACHERS MAD?!?!?!?!

I want to cry.

Plus, tomorrow is the worst day of the entire year.

NAPFA

AND, (because of course our teachers won't let us just suffer so little)

MEP PRACTICAL

I think I should throw myself out of the window! >: (

ARGH WEEK 6 DAY 1, I've been dreading this day since Week 2 when I heard about it.

Anyway. Yesterady I went with Ugenie & Angela to the NJC OPEN HOUSE (:

Haha basically, it was fun, but I... don't think I'll be looking at NJ. Met Emily, Regina & Leanor, and we were all eating. Regina greeted us by shouting something about fishballs into my ear. Then she & Leanor left.

So then we took a BUS! to Coronation Plaza. Lol. I know. Then there was nothign to do in that stupid place, so we cabbed to Serene Center cause we didn't feel like walking. (yeah I KNOW it's 5 minutes away okay?!)

Ate McDonald's, haha, cause we were like trekking around the entire place and then we ate... McDonald's. HOW EXCITING. DIIAO.

Then Angela went off for SNYO and me, Ugenie & Emily just sat there and talked and listened to the radio, and we ate like how many rounds of shaker fries.

SHAKER FRIES ARE THE BESTESTEST! :)

SEEEEEEEEAWEED :D

The McDonald's guy which is Ugenie's far off cousin or something was so funny, like, he kept shoving all his co-workers out of the way to serve the customers. The manager was pissed, but she was laughing, lol. SHAKERRRRRR FRIES again then we headed home. Ugenie took a cab to Plaza Sing and me & Emily, broke and tired, were made to walk all the way down. OH MAN we took a bus again and we had to wait soo long, I hate buses. >: (

Took one to J8 then I cabbed to church and met MAA Eunice Rachel Alex & Penelope etc. We got a new girl in our group, Dayna I think. She's nice :)

Honey Girlx Jovel Chan wanted us to go out after that and watch Eight Below but it was rated sucky by COLIN & KERO (http://colinandkero.blogspot.com, GOGOGO ITS SUPER FUNNY) So I told her and she kept laughing then she put down the phone. Y EUU HANG UP ON MUII HONEYX. IIE CALL KOR & JIE FITE EUU.

MY GAWDDDDD HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BLEAHH DO SIX BLOOODY ARTICLES ):

PUII AND I STILL HAVE TO PRACTICE FOR MEP PRACTICAL ):

BUAIIXX.

07:44 PM

2006-04-21T16:41:00.000+08:00

20060421

I didn't go to school today, but I really didn't feel well okay Pee Ying!

Just as well since it was ~~chinese common test~~ ;) You know what I mean.

And...

YESTERDAY

In China, we sae SANK EUU EVERYONE! I LUBB EUU!

I mean, if I say anything more I'll sound really... yeah. But I just want to thank everybody! Like the night before I was thinking, 'shit please no' but after doing the whole thing and seeing people laughing and all the comments everyone gave and Pamela and her funny womien I felt like it was better this way (:

(In China, we can win/ XIAO LUO BO/ Dave the Barbarian sword) :D :D :D

Like Regina said... storytelling's still the best after all :D (Since my story was about her and all)

English we did some polar bear shit, and had to write an 80 words summary on Polar Bears. Sorry but

`DiiA0 W0RxX niiA~!

MeiChii the AHLIAN made me & NatJo look like idiots cause we went to the MEP room to tell Potato she was sick, and he came up and she told him she was fine hahah (: And he didn't dare to feel whether she had a fever, he asked Miss Siti to do it. LOL.

Then, after school Mag & Jo & Miv & Rachel came to class and Mag started pretending she was chicken pie by doing some... thing with the Dave the Barbarian sword. Let's just not say HAHAHAHAH! And she was playing with mighty beans and she corrupted all of them! Ivy was laughing with exasperation/ amusement :D

During LD we finished blocking the scene with Charlotte then we just went outside and played all the funny hand games. ALl the sec two dramas (:

Joanna: Dididi! Ji dan ji dan kan shui de ji dan xian po!
Me: Duck duck duck duck goose!
Mivio: (bimbo laugh)

Tarzan the jungle man, contact, hanky panky, concentration 123, concentration ABC, ji dan ji dan, duck duck duck duck goose etc etc! We played all of those! HAHAHA. It was so funny. Then when Mrs Lee walked by we started reciting the United World Peace Council Pledge :D

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it was fun! Then after LD we ran to ORANGEBOWL and I accidentally tripped Mivio and she had this big bruise thingy, SORRY MIV ): Sorry sorry sorry! So I got ice for her then we ate Orangebowl while complaining at the unfairness of Chinese and stupid kong zi and Leanor tried to teach us. Didn't work. Cause we all suck at HC apart from STICKO.

:)

And after dinner I watched GREASE (:

It's a really stupid show and doesn't have much of a storyline but it's cute. I'm gonna watch it when it comes!

We go together like
ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong
Remembered forever as
shoo-bop sha whada whadda yippidy boom da boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
that's the way it should be
Waooo Yeah

We're one of a kind like
dip da dip da dip do whap de dobby do
Our names are signed
boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy shooby do wap shoo bop
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
we'll always be like one
Wa-wa-wa-one

When we go out a night (oh-h oh)
And stars are shining bright (oh-h, oh)
Up in the skies above
Or at the high school dance
Where you can find romance
maybe it might be lo-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uve

Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom da boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
Dip da dip da dip do wop da dooby do
Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do

Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom sha boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
Yip da dip da dip shoo bopp sha dooby do
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy shooby do wap sho bop
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do

A womp bop a looma a womp bam boom

We're for each other like
womp bop a looma a womp bam boom
Just like my brother is
sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
we'll always be together
Waooo Yeah!

We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together
We'll always be together

The bolded words are soo cute (: Oh yeah, and the other day I was cleaning up and look what I found.

Made me laugh so much. That time we went crazy, I think we took about 5 all ahlian neos HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

And I looked through all my old cards and letters and I found some from Ugenie like

Hello Natalie etc,

Merry Christmas!

I hope you know who I am. I am Miss Ugenie Jane Ong Rou-Jie. I hope you like the words that I write.

Christmas 2001

I can't remember but yeah it went something like that (: SO CUTE xD

And Mag's,

Dear Nat Brat, (we thought this was superbly witty last time)

Hohoho! Merry Christmas! Thanks for e stickers! I liked them very much! And I luved ur handwritin! I am giving you some Barbie cards in return. Hope u like them!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! Bah! Disgusting voice! (don't know what she was talking about)

(some drawings which smudged, then pen was glittery purple)

Your friend,
Mag.
Christmas 2000

HEHEHE. And so many more from different people like Yilin whom I used to write to in England! :) I found the first letter she ever wrote me! Then we discovered email. We were primary three then.

And I found ice-skating pictures from Sandra's party way back in Primary four with Shifu, Turtle, Ugenie, Sandra & Eadelin. We all looked sooooo... small.

:D

Ivy: Very hard to imagine you as a small kid! You always will evil to me!

...

She said I had many grins, the

evil grin
mischevious grin
good hmour grin
wicked grin
saracastic grin

Somethign like that, I can't remember. So I told her to tell me when I did what grin cause I didn't believe her and she kept laughing and laughing.

Okay...

EERR HUH AND THE MERCHANT OF VENICE IS SICK!

I just discovered... the Olympians are actually quite cool! :D

Seriously, I'm not kidding O: Laugh later! They are!

Okay so off I go to find out mroe about the cool Olympians and cool Apollo and Poseidon and stuff!

05:27 PM

2006-04-19T20:35:00.000+08:00

20060419

lYk t0morRowzZ dE sPeEcH nD iiE wAnnA ~~SkiiP~~?

The China thing continued today! I was XIAO LUO BO the CHINA GIRL again. And people told me they wanted to murder me. During music all of us were in fits. Cause, SX was so hialrious as the Singaporean and Leanor Lohan was like, the indignant American and we just laughed and laughed. Pee Ying told me to shut up at least five times (: Haha.

Urm yeah and in the morning, when we were having New South Wales thing, SJW started shouting at everyone cause he collected one less answer sheet than the number of people in the class. He started shouting and screaming like, really angrily.

“SHUI MEI YOU JIAO! LIAN ZHE YANG JIAN DAN DE DONG XI DOU BU NENG ZUO DAO! WO YAO NA GE REN ZHAN, ZHAN DAO XIA KE WEI ZHI!”

(Who didn’t hand the paper in, such a simple thing and your class can’t do, I want the culprit to stand until the end of the class!) ETC ETC.

And more other stuff which involved the poor person’s death.

Then he gave the stack of question booklets to Mary-Anne to count.

SJW: JI GE?
MA: 39.
SJW: Hah?! (he counted 38)
Class: …
SJW: (turns to Calista whom he gave the answer sheets) JI GE?
Calista: 39.
SJW: HAH?!
Class: Hehehe.
SJW: WO SHANG QU BA ZHE JIAO GEI BLAH BLAH BLAH no one’s listening mister we’re all laughing at you!
Class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
SJW: (tries to muster up what dignity he has left and stomps out of class)
Class: What an idiot hbudiasodeoag stupid dhfouboguas loser esuofb HAHAHAHAHAHA!

SJW tried to be really… you know. Dignified during the lesson. Haha.

And, I'm talking to Toto about CHAO AHLIAN STUFF.

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
EUU R A NATUWAL CHAO AHLIAN

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
-.-

blank empty space says:
noo lorrs!!

blank empty space says:
miie ishh trAiined de wors

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
by muii

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
^^

blank empty space says:
yessh lorrs!

blank empty space says:
suuch aa go0d teaccher.

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
sAnkk eUu *bLusShh liiA0s*

Haha she's so cute.

I went to J8 today with Mag! We went to Swensons and we, well I was singing along to all the songs playing with my ice-cream. HAHA. It was just damn lame (:

WELL I HAVE TO MEMORIZE MY GIRL POWER SPEECH NOW. BYE.

My blog's becoming deader and deader. It used to be fun. Now it's just... blah. I'm bored with it :\

10:14 PM

2006-04-18T20:35:00.000+08:00

20060418

HELLO (: I haven't been posting have I. AGAIN. Cause, easter.

Well... the past few days have been quite entertaining :D

What with TREKKING DOWN TO IVY SINGH-LIM'S FARM IN THE STUPENDOUS ELECTRICAL STORM only to go to the mall.

THE FACE! -.-

And slacking like shitttttt during MEP.

And doing our ZAG thing.

And Emily and her Fantasy Toyland, the face please -.-" Only this one has like, a sweatdrop bloop thingy cause it's so lame (:

The maths question was, this is the map of Fantasy Toyland.

1ai) What is the special name given to this quadrilateral?
Emily put: FANTASY TOYLAND.

And it was a trapezium. -.- -.- -.- -.- TIME 100!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah and I actually paid attention in Maths.

And recess was spent doing homework again, this has gotta stop. I want to have a fun recess! O: PLZ PLZ PLZ!

In C lit, we had this China woman come down to teach us how to tell stories in Chinese. DIIIAO WORHX. LYK II DUNCH WAN PPL 2 TELL MUII HOW 2 TELL STORIIES... ESP WHEN DEY SPIK LYK EUU.

So to pass the time I started becoming a...

CHINA PERSON!

(Disclaimer: the following is not meant to offend any people from China. Yada yada yada.)

I started speaking in this accent and irritated the hell out of everyone :D When someone did something I'd go,

'In China, we do not etc etc etc!"

And Emily and Mary-Anne got so irritated cause they were sitting next to me. Angela just found the whle thing very funny. But no, not Emily & Mary-Anne. They almost tried to beat me up and we all got into trouble (suckers) and we had to go up and act out some monkey god thingy. So I picked the fat pig cause he only had one line :D Then they tried to beat me up again for getting them into the mess. >: (

Meichi: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: (in annoying accent) In China, we do not pee in public!

During Science remedial, WJ, SX, Leanor, Meichi, Namestealer NatJo & Adela were all laughing and laughing cause Leanor was the American and I was the China Woman. And then I kept correcting everyone for everything with 'In Chinas' and then Adela shouted, 'IF I HEAR THE STUPID 'IN CHINA' THING ONE MORE TIME AH, I WILL SCREAM!'

Me: In China, we do not scream like hooligans.
Adela: ARGHHHHHHHHHH!

Then I told them In China, we sat up straight and listened so Leanor started to time how long I could keep my attention on the board and sit up straight with my arms neartly folded. My record was one minute :D

:D Haha, I think Dong Ran was quite pissed.

And my name was... was... was... was... was... (you'll never guess)

XIAO LUO BO!

Small carrot, yes yes. :D :D :D

LD was fun! We did the conference scene again, and me & Audrey had a fun time talking to Clara & XinJie. They like Star Wars & Anakin hehehe (: Then when Sonia split our section up, we went over to talk to them again. But she thinks Katie Leung is nice. In case any of you forgot...

I HATE KATIE LEUNG AND I THINK SHE IS SHITASS PUIIIII.

Haha. THen after LD we stayed back for Fire Prevention meeting. Mrs Bong wants the script by THURSDAY!!! The full script! IS SHE MAD?! We got the structure, it was soooooooooooo KEWLIE WOR. (:

ME, CHIO CHANG.

!*$@!@*# says:
actually i was talking on the phone with lydia

!*$@!@*# says:
scheming on ways to boil you alive

!*$@!@*# says:
just deciding what ingredients to add

!*$@!@*# says:
then we decided that you were gross and inedible anyway

LOONGKEE says:
):

LOONGKEE says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOONGKEE says:
>: (

LOONGKEE says:
one day i will overthrow george bush

LOONGKEE says:
and become the most powerful person in the world

LOONGKEE says:
.. oh yeah i'm already queen : D

!*$@!@*# says:
(one day, someday... )

LOONGKEE says:
AND YOU'RE NOT!!!

!*$@!@*# says:
and i'm not what?

LOONGKEE says:
THE QUEEN!!!

!*$@!@*# says:
well im not delusional either so that's okay

LOONGKEE says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so CIAO.

(Someone's disgusting a bunch of us. Must he/ she/ it walk like that?! Honestly.)

Please come back home

10:00 PM

2006-04-16T20:32:00.000+08:00

20060416

HAPPY EASTER!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAIIYN PEE! ITS BEEN EIGHT YEARS :D

I hate girl power. It's the suckiest thing in the world. ):

08:50 PM

2006-04-13T21:10:00.000+08:00

20060413

:)

You know what, I realized somethign weird. Everytime I listen to I MISS YOU by BLINK 182, I think of the Titanic, the scene where people are all running and trying to get off the ship cause it's sinking. But in the middle of crowd, Jack & Rose are searching for one another, and the song is playing. And I feel very... touched.

I know, so retarded :D

Today I was late! Almost. I came in at the last minute. Yi ying, Xian hui, Mei chi & Mary-Anne I think were all talking and I came in and said, 'Hello!' and they all jumped and stared at me and chorused, 'YOU CAME?' like they'd seen a ghost. Haha. Stupid.

Then I forgot my bag like I knew I would, so I ran back with Mei chi only to barge in on the Sec one assembly :\ Blah.

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO WARN EVERYONE! NEVER ANGER MARY-ANNE NG! SHE NEARLY KILLED ME, ANGELA, IVY & EMILY TODAY!

JUST BECAUSE I SAID SOMETHING HIGHLY SENSITIVE TO HER... GEEZ.

She pushed me and made me cheekbone knock against Angela's shoulder, then she slapped me with her thick bible-ish book (God knows what she had THAT for!) and she whacked me with it.

She tried to strangle Emily.

She made poor Angela's teeth ring.

She chased Ivy all over the MEP room and tried to kill her too.

): She is too violent. All because of tweety. ): I wanted to take a photo and he walked off. So Emily tried to get him to stay for me to take a photo. And then Mary-Anne heard us snickering and she started bashing us around. Me & Ivy were preparing the wedding details and chiding Emily for being such a third wheel when she attacked us!

>: (

Oh yeah and Mrs Lee was absent for the second time! Everyone in twofaith and LD all grieved cause, she's our most beloved and wonderful teacher! We missed her so much! ~~NOT.~~ And the Geog teacher FINALLY wore different clothes on Thursday. I recorded it down in my book. It's stupid, cause SX said the Geog teacher always wears the same clothes, black shirt & pink skirt. ALWAYS. And I realized, it's true! SO I started recording just for fun :D and this week was the first week all TERM she'd worm a different set of clothes.

Yes, we are too bored. :)

I won't be posting much cause it's Easter weekend. I'm supposed to be at Lenten Vigil with Jovel, Rachel, Eunice & Penelope but we all backed out at the last minute. I missed my BED ):

MACBETH IS A VERY IRRITATING MAN.

Shakespeare was mad when he wrote the play.

Sweet bodements, good!

Oh yeah today MWL was okay in LD, but now according to Cindy we have no more dignity. Cause we keep yelling in her face, haha.

This video still rocks my socks :D

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here-
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy!"

`wAhH qUaii-gOnN! nii yA0 sii aH?~

~~I hate girl power. I'm not into girl power. ): I don't know what to write about girl power. I'm gonna go up on stage and say crap.~~

10:29 PM

2006-04-12T18:32:00.000+08:00

20060412

We could be more than just amazing

I heard that Westlife (WHICH IS BETTER THAN BSB LAH SANDRA LAU, DAMN AJ & HOWIE ETC) song ytd and suddenly I liked it. no. Never liked it before!

You know, I actually miss blah. Blah used to make me laugh a lot.

And this is the new face of the day: :p

For the idiots who haven't twigged, I HATE THE FACES OF THE DAY! :p annoys me to no end. It's super irritating. All the irritating people use :p

nat \ so tie your mask on and pretend nothing's wrong says:
i hate that face :P

nat \ so tie your mask on and pretend nothing's wrong says:
:P sucks

Blue uniform says:
did i put this? :P

nat \ so tie your mask on and pretend nothing's wrong says:
no i did accidentally

nat \ so tie your mask on and pretend nothing's wrong says:
AND I HATE IT

Blue uniform says:
ITS STUPID TO HATE AN EMOTICON

nat \ so tie your mask on and pretend nothing's wrong says:
I HATE AN EMOTICON

nat \ so tie your mask on and pretend nothing's wrong says:
SO THERE

Blue uniform says:
haha

Blue uniform says:
YOU'RE STUPID THEN

>: foonpooncheongnewyork thinks I'm stupid. Who's she to talk anyway, :P

Eew. I hate that face. :p :p :p

Well today Mrs Lee & SJW were ABSENTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! :D

So our class just slacked off and sang My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean. Haha. BRING BACK MY BONNIE TO ME!

And I didn't study for Ting XIe so when SJW didn't come I screamed so loudly. So did my whole class. Suddenly everyone stopped feverishly rushing their notes at the last minute and everyone started laughing and jumping around :D Great moment! I felt so happy I didn't even remember there was a totally shit maths test coming.

Shit maths test lived up to its expectations! Will maths ever be nice? Actually what's the point of learning maths. Are we gonna look up to a bulding and be like, 'Ooh, look, the angle of elevation is 70 degrees?' I asked aunty Irene and Ugenie and they just said 'Don't ask la! Just learn.'

Seriously what's the whole point. At least with Hist & Geog & English & whatever it's a little more sensible. Stupid Maths.

>: (

So... today I felt so studious. :D

I paid attention for the first time in Science.

I copied notes.

I asked questions.

I did my work immediately after that.

I explained answers to people.

I KNOW. SO COOL.

And in Maths I couldn't help it. Her lesson is so freaking boring. Then she keeps yelling, 'NATALIE!' in her barbaric voice.

After school, me Ugenie Regina Ivy & Angela stayed back to do Macbeth (: And we had so much fun.

Ugenie: (holds ceramic cup made in art to her ear) I HEAR THE SEA!
Me: (Holds ceramic TEAcup made in art to my ear) I CAN HEAR THE TEA!

Okay okay not funny :D

http://oneeff-.blogspot.com/
IT'S UPDATED O:

One Faith consists of four people:
Stacy
Mary-Anne
YiYing
Me (seeing as now I've updated!)

Haha. Stupid One Faith (: update your class blog! But the user's tricky.

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
that person in your dp is gay

the words to say. the road to take. to find a way back to your heart. says:
go away!

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
bsb right

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
GAY

the words to say. the road to take. to find a way back to your heart. says:
go away

I seem to be posting MSN convs a lot. Haha :

I have tuition later. Since SJW didn't come today it must have been plan answer top all our prayers so I have decided to be good and go for tution. :D

Sometimes I am so good I surprise themselves. (smacks people laughing)

Oh yeah another MSN conv.

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
i like the regina new part

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
she's driving me crazy ok?!

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
BOTH of them

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
HAHAHA

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
YO YO YO YO

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
me: how do you do question ele-
regina: HUH?!
me: question elev-
regina: SHUT UP SHUT UP, DON'T BOTHER ME, I HAVE TO CONCENTRATE DURING MATHS OKAY! KEEP QUIET! STOP TALKING TO ME! SHHHHHHHHHH! [and sprays saliva onto my arm/face/anything within 2m radius of her]
me: ...fine.
-half a minute later-
regina: HOW TO DO QUESTION ELEVEN AH?

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
i have one question:

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
how did you survive?

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M LAUGHING ANF LAUGHING IT'S SO HARD TO TYPE

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
well just dont ask her!

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
the other 80% she gets all flustered and starts screaming like a mad baboon and the whole world knows what's going on

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
i never did

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
like her announcing our D for jian bao to the whole world

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
and remember that time we were like having some stupid debate over some stupid x thing

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
yeah

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
we were like

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
me: but x is this what.
her: huh no what.
me: yes, cos this plus this, then times that equals to x. (or something like that.)
her: NO! this MINUS this then times that equals to x!
me: no la.
her: YES.
me: NO
her: YES
me: WAHLAO

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
it was quite audible..

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
i bet she said very firmly

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
NO! YOU ARE WRONG.

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
that irritates me so much hahahahahhahaha

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
YESYESYESYES

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
once i slapped her for singing too loudly

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
and she looked at me very scarily and said in this dangerous voice, 'NO ONE HAS EVER SLAPPED ME BEFORE.'
mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
and she whacked the daylights outta you

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
yes

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
she beat me and wouldn't stop and it was so painful

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
then later she apologized and beat herself on the head

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
once:

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nat : D she brought him home to avalon says:
regina: i bring the chocolate hom and heat myself lah!
me: you're gonna cook yourself? heat yourself up?
regina: (starts beating herself on the head with her fists)
me: WHAT THE HELL...! REGINA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
regina: (looks up) you told me to beat myself SO I BEAT MYSELF LAH! GOT PROBLEM IS IT?!

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
today she was like,

mary-anne throw your softball and reach for the clouds / "GOT SOUND" says:
ugenie: REGINA! put the ceramic to your ear - you can hear the dust mites! [i kinda forgot what exactly it was, but it had something to do with dustmites and ceramic]
regina -puts it to her ears- WHAT! CANNOT HEAR ANYTHING WHAT!
ugenie: -laughing hysterically with ivy behind-
regina: -looks like a lost child- no dust mites what... mary-anne, why ugenie say got dustmites in my ear?
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hello Regina New :D

07:04 PM

2006-04-11T20:12:00.000+08:00

20060411

The speech thing was okay. It was AFTER that when it was fun. Emily was in the toilet for such a long time and then she said she was having her menses. According to Ugenie she already went to the toilet five times to change her pad that day. So Regina yelled into the toilet,

"WAH BIANG EMILY! YOU BRING FIVE PADS IS IT?!"

HAHA it was so so so funny :) then Joanna said,

Emily put five pads on at once so everyday she peeled one off the top everyday and didn't have to change pads for five days.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Stupid Tan Mei Kee. I have to help her french braid her hair tomorrow. :)

Oh yeah and today Potato (Cher) gave me a lecture.

Potato: Nathuang (##&$&*%$&#%#&^#(*#*^$!)!), can I speak to you?

Me: Er, okay...

Potato: Why were you reading a storybook in class?

Me: Because it was more interesting?

Potato: (pauses) And what is the right thing to do?

Me: Listen and copy notes...?

Potato: And you were reading a storybook. Is that the right or wrong thing to do?

Me: Wrong?

Potato: Yes, and so why were you reading a storybook?

Me: Because I wasn't doing the right thing?

Potato: (stares at me like he wants to kill me and starts rambling about how blah blah.)

Apparently teachers think I'm far too restless and I don't pay attention and right now my conduct grade sucks. They say I shout across class (lie) and I talk too much (well maybe) and I sleep (true) and I am restless (only cause they're so damn boring). And when I mentioned this to Potato...

Potato: Nathuang, not all teachers are interesting.

Me: I know.

(Well, obviously. Look, there's a totally boring one standing in front of me now.)

My classmates were all amused when I told them. Potato wasn't. He didn't look particularly happy the entire day, evem after school. But more about that LATER.

Well, during EE when our group did our cool HAHA presentation, I sort of suddenly... changed.

And well, in Histowee I copied ALL THE CORRECTIONS!
IN CHINESE I DIDN'T SLEEP!
IN CHINESE LIT I PAID ATTENTION!
IN MATHS I COPIED DOWN THE QUESTIONS AND ALL!

O: O: O:

Amanda & Cassandra thought I was lying. But I wasn't. Seriously.

TUESDAY, 11th APRIL: WAKE UP DAY.

I bet tomorrow'll be the same as any other day. But I'll TRY. I mean, I have to.

After school, I spent my precious practicing time bargaining with Potato on who coudl go and support me from the speech. He was surrounded by glaring girls on all four sides. So in the end he agreeed to our proposition, but we could only take seven girls, WHAT SHIT.

Angela & Ivy were pissed. Especially Angela.

So well then it was the speech, then I had to skip LD cause I had to go for CIP.

The nice old woman got her holy communion! And even my biggest skeptic CASSANDRA said I did a good deed :D

Which is kind of cool.

We fed the old folks and sang songs. Some danced the family dance. Haha. Well it really opened my eyes.

And I read the coolest book ever, it's called Avalon High by Meg Cabot the Princess Diaries author! :D YES I CAN READ, SHUT YOUR FACES.

She brought him back home.
To Avalon.

I've read better books but the idea was cool! :D

Well I've got TING XIE to study, And I haven't gone for tution in a month. So I haven't studied with my tuition teacher the night before like I always do. >: (

So I'm gonna flunk.

Off to try and pull my grade to at least 51.

BYEE (:

09:00 PM

2006-04-10T18:51:00.000+08:00

20060410

I feel kind of dumb for whining about school ytd cause today school was like any other day: FUN!

Haha, and we had another Mr Wong Lover incident, where I was putting on my shoes outside the MEP room and I saw her walking ahead about to pass by the staircase. So I shouted, 'Hey! MWL is there! Let's go!' And we all dashed up the stairs. Then she passed by just as we came up and I screamed 'HELLO!' and waved like mad.

Mr Wong Lover: OH. MY. GOD. (mouth drops open and she stops in the middle of corridor suddenly)

Ugenie: (dashes up behind her) RAHHH!

Regina: (comes up behind) RAWRRRRRRRRRR!

MA: (stares at MWL in shock, probably sizing up the compeetition, coughcough pleasedontmurdermeforthistmr cough)

MWL: (stares after us in shock)

HAHA. :D :D :D :D It's so fun to bully your juniors!

-

Hanging by a moment -the geek says:
ahha, nice msn nick ya ? (:

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
oh hello

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
HAHAH

-

nat! ballstothewall-.blogspot.com says:
BUAIX BUAIX

nat! ballstothewall-.blogspot.com says:
YAHZ

nat! ballstothewall-.blogspot.com says:
SHO KEWLIE WOR

nat! ballstothewall-.blogspot.com says:
OKIEZ BYAI[

>aly so this is what it means says:
omg, you are turning into totally 100% ahlian! so hard to type lyddat and youre so.. natural!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It can't be happening. I am not turning into an ahlian >: ( HAHA.

But Regina insists even my hardest ahlian attempts can't make it so :D

And speaking of funny msn convs,

THE FOLLOWING LINKS ARE FROM MAGDALENE CHAN!

Chicken Dance says:
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/content_pages/record.asp?recordid=54276

Chicken Dance says:
OMFG THIS WOMAN HAS A BEARD

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
that is just plain gross

Chicken Dance says:
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/content_pages/record.asp?recordid=57033

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
"Making it to Guinness World Records is indeed a special occasion for me and my family," said Radhakant. "God has been very kind to me."
BY GIVING HIM EAR HAIR?!?!?!?!?!

It's gross, click and see!

Chicken Dance says:
The longest beard ever was grown by Hans Langseth of Norway, whose whiskers stretched an incredible 5.33 m (17 6 in) when measured upon his death in Kensett, Iowa, in 1927. The beard was presented to the Smithsonian Institution, Washington, DC, in 1967.

Chicken Dance says:
WHO THE HELL WANTS A BEARD

Mag is right. WHO THE HELL WANTS A BEARD?

-

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
it'sokay

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
if anything happens i'll take full responsibility

i don't know what you're thinking anymore. says:
WAHLAO

i don't know what you're thinking anymore. says:
wah, u talk like what huh

i don't know what you're thinking anymore. says:
its not like im carrying ur baby.

i don't know what you're thinking anymore. says:
don be nuts

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
HAHAHAH

nat : D `w0 d3 tiiAnN k0nGg XiinGg xiiNg d0u lii4nG le... -.- says:
stupid jessica~~WYF~~

-

i don't know what you're thinking anymore. says:
i saw the longest beard in women history!

i don't know what you're thinking anymore. says:
so cool, im gonna break that record

i don't know what you're thinking anymore. says:
yeah, but not with beard, with armpit hair (:

i don't know what you're thinking anymore. says:
oh well, see you

i don't know what you're thinking anymore. says:
cheerios! (:

Yo Jessica, has anyone EVER told you you're disgusting?!

-

You know what, yesterday we all rushed the MEP project at Angela's house only to be told that it was due in Week 7, not Week 4! @*^$#((&*&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;*(^*(^&^^_&+&*()&*(!#^!&^%#&!%#^!#$!&#^!*#&!_*#^ BLOODY POTATO!

Lalalalalalala
Dragons are uncool
Lalalalalalala
I want to save my school

I made that, isn't it cute :D

I like those big grins.

In MEP, Potato let us go to the different pianos & keyboards to compose more of our song (gee we ALREADY finished cause SOME carbohydrate told us the WRONG deadline) and so the Anime Gang and The Ayes rushed into the Ensemble Room, where we just slacked and competed on our different pianos :D and me & Regina did our chinese compos behind the piano on the floor. We covered the mirror so he couldn't see us. Then when he came in we'd jump up and pretend to sing along.

:)

The speech was C-A-N-C-E-L-L-E-D. No actually POSPONED ): ARGH but well. Still. Not today. IT'S TOMORROW. PUI.

Stupid shit speech!

>: (

~~I want to skip.~~

ANYHEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO me & Regina & Emily had loads of fun! :D

DON'T WORRY GUYS.

08:30 PM

2006-04-09T21:13:00.000+08:00

20060409

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GODMA :)

Ten resons why I shouldn't go to school tomorrow

1) have to run FIVE bloody rounds in PE
2) shitty speech
3) have to finish gong han in the morning
4) have to finish Chinese worksheets in the morning
5) SHITTY SPEECH
6) hcheer prac
7) maths
8) PC
9) the Bee Hoon
10) SHITTY SPEECH!!!

Ten reasons why I should go to school tomorrow
...

I STILL HAVENT GOTTEN AROUND TO PRACTICING SHITTY SPEECH.

YOU KNOW IF I WASNT FORCED INTO IT I WOULDNT MIND DOING IT.

09:22 PM

2006-04-08T14:29:00.000+08:00

20060408

Oh yes, something funny just popped into my head.

The Ayes are walking down the corridor to our class. Suddenly we see Mr Wong Lover trotting along sorrowfully. Since I am her senior, I decide it is my duty to bring cheer into her life.

Me: (yells into her face and waved like mad) HIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugenie: (thinks it's someone she knows) HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

Ivy: (shocked from out screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Regina: (confused) HUHHHHHHHH!?!?!?!?!

We all screamed into her face.

Mr Wong Lover: (snaps out of funk and sounds seriously bewildred) WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?

We all fell about laughing.

:D

Oh yeah I was at Yi Ying's blog and look what I found.

today's guitar lesson was hilarious! (:

it was super fun. i couldn't concentrate properly on the song when i was playing russian bear which was like the only song i played besides chanson triste in the entire lesson. cause when i was playing russian bear nat was going on and on about the rock star thing. then when i played the 'chang' they went 'chang' with the peace sign. she and leanor like wth lah.

then i keep laughing then i couldn't play properly. then they went, 'what, wooh! yiying is my fav russian rock star!'- like whatever lah. but it was damn funny. then leanor played, then we were teasing her bout the guy who looked like mrwong and she thought he was cute hee hee. haha leanor likes ahem ahem and she thinks ahem ahem ahem is hot!

then nat was playing the song right here waiting, and we changed the lyrics to like

i like ahem ahem
he is so sexy
i fall in love immediately

it fitted perfectly can! then following that is a long part, then nat was like saying wan to change the lyrics for that also. but i was like, 'no that will be the part ahem ahem says to leanor

i like eleanor
she is so sexy
i fall in love immediately!'

i nearly like died laughing when mr soh said eleanor's surname cheong is a combination of cher and wong. now you know who ahem ahem and ahem ahem ahem are!!!

then leanor didn't laugh when she was playing and nat was like, 'not fun!' then there was this part where (i think it was the i fall in love immediately part), leanor was like cracking a smile. then she like got up and packed her guitar then i really thought she angry then she as about to leave!

then in the end it was like 3 and the both of us had to go. then leanor was like so worried the sec1s in the room will go tell mr wong! and one of them was amarillin(whatever) and she's in his form class.

HAHAHA that was on wednesday one week ago. Or something. Yi Ying was

THE COOLIO RUSSIAN ROCK STAR.

:D my classmates rock. Even Mary-Anne, who tries to murder me on a daily basis, and Dong Ran, who calls herself Floda, and Regina, who bursts into random 'Yo, yo, yo's and irritatesme as much as possible every day on purpose.

02:36 PM

2006-04-07T20:38:00.000+08:00

20060407

It's been a month since my birthday!

I just read a very cool book and it's like Harry Potter :D

ERM well today was nothing much but still okay.

Basically during PC me & Angela played BINGO all the way and I stuck another KICK ME HARD sign on Leanor's back with SX's help HAHA XD this it what we got up to in PC while Mrs Cheong was talking and praising us for being such good girls.

And well that's it, basically I don't wanna go for the Speech thing cause I suck at speeches. I seriously think it's bloody unfair and I don't wanna go. It makes me feel awful every time I think of it. I hate. Speeches. And now I'm supposed give one. I want STORYTELLING! >: (

I just watched Nigel's Place in France, about this English loser who goes to France and fails in everything and is always trying over and over again. He had half a million quid and he lost it in investments or something. But apparently it's all acting! Cause, why would they want to have a real loser as the star?

OH yeah and I have chinese compo, chinese worksheets, maths homework and english speech to do. It was a great day until my alarm buzzed and I looked at all the different things I'm probably not gonna do then get into trouble for on Monday.

Argh I'm gonna block block block it out until Monday hehe.

I HATE SCHOOL! LIKE DRINA I WNA BECOME A TERRORIST AND BOMB THE SCHOOL! THAT WAS MY DREAM FIRST OKAY DRINA HAHA! SINCE P4!

I'm gonna watch Narnia soon. It's disgusting the way Susan tries to seduce Peter. Who is also quite ugly. And Lucy annoys me to hell. I hated her face up close and BEEEEEEEG on the cinema screen man.

Lucy: (gestures at hand) You shake it.

Mr Tummwhatshisface: Why?

Lucy: (in most annoying voice EVER) I don't know!

I. DONT. WANNA. GO. FOR. SPEECH. SHITTTTTTTTTT. I. WANT. TO. CRY!

(okay maybe not but MRS LEE IS A CON ARTIST!!)

Blah blah and me miv & mag passed Jo her kEwLii3 w0R~ cards today. The formal one, DE CASUAL 1 and d3 aHLii4NxX oNeE siiAzZ. She liked them of course :D haha and her slippers :D

WHEE YAY :)

Oh yeah, during recess, I was sitting in the MEP room innocently making innocent remarks with everyone else there (a lot of people) and Mary-Anne tried to murder me when all I said was..

Emily: There's a lot of lizards & cockroaches there in the storeroom you know!

Regina: Yeah la! Because of people like-

Ivy & Regina: YOU! NATALIE HUANG!

MA: Eew, spiders!

Me: No, lizards are worse.

MA: Spiders are so much more gross!

Me: But I thought you like spiders...? (INSIDE JOKE)

MA: (screams) NATALIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (tries to strangle me)

Me: (screams and runs) It wasn't me who came up with that joke, it was that future husband of yours there! (points next door)

MA: WHAT FUTURE HUSBAND?! (tries to whack me with chair)

Ivy: (thoughtfully) Mary-Anne Wong would sound weird, you know.

Me: Yeah...

MA: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

Ivy: I mean, you want to choose a nice surname right?

MA: (screaming) WHY WONG?!?!?!?!

Me: Mary-Anne Wong sounds weird.

MA: (screams) NATALIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (tries to kill me again when IVY STARTED IT)

Don't anger Mary-Anne, you'll just regret it very badly.

Everyone who was in the MEP room should know.

OH YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT, Jessica lent me her Shakespeare book for Lit and I scrawled all over it in pencil. And then at the bottom I wrote really big loads of times JESSICA WONG YOON FOONG cause Mr Wong used to call her that and she hated it and I always liked to see her reaction la. And then I gave it back to her and according to her Mr Imran passed by her and ssaid, 'Wow, you take a lot of notes. Let me see!' and he saw the book with the lovey scribbles JESSICA WONG YOON FOONG and he looked at her weirdly. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I WANTED TO DIE LAUGHING >:D Jessica was so infruiated. Hahahahahhahah!

Okay I'm going to watch NARRRRRRRRRRRNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA with Susan trying to seduce Petah. TAH.

08:55 PM

2006-04-06T21:03:00.000+08:00

20060406

Hello Mary-Anne. I know you're reading this. :D

CLEANER DOCTOR CEO

WHY AM I A CLEANER?! That's part of our fire prevention song! A responsibility for all... cleaner doctor CEO. And I am the cleaner.

):

Blah blah. Leanor is the doctor, Mag the CEO. Shut up. It's only for one line okay!!! Hahaha.

In English, Mrs Lee conned me into representing the class for the bloody speech thing.

ML: You don't want to do it?

Me: No.

ML: You don't want to memorize the speech?

Me: No.

ML: You don't want to represent your class?

Me: I already did it last year.

ML: You don't want to do it again?

Me: No.

ML: You don't want to do anything for your class?

Me: Er... I'e already done stuff.

ML: You don't want to do somemore?

Me: Not when it comes to this stuff.

ML: It doesn't matter if you already went last year. It's good!

Me: No...

ML: Don't you want your class to achieve something? Shine?

Me: I guess...

ML: Okay, class! Natalie has agreed to participate in the competition!

Me: NO!!!

ML: A little reluctantly...

Me: YEAH!

ML: But I think it's good... it doesn't matter you won first prize last year, it's good, and the expectations will of course be higher! You don't have to win it again this year but try, okay? (chatters on blah while I stare on horrified. This is not how it was supposed to happen! Not at all!) I don't want to compete with my friends. I don't want to take part, I already did it! Blah blah blah.

>: ( I was seriously unhappy. I still am about the whole thing.

I'm already competing with two of my friends so far. Jocelyn & Mag are going too.

I hate Mrs Lee. I seriously want to back out, but no one else is willing to go! Bloody hell! Cassandra, Amanda and all were saying we shouldn't force people to do what they didn't want to and Mrs Lee just did that. ARGH.

The Jap exchange student is going tmr. Apparently she came here cause Vanessa signed up for a program. Today, she looked extremely stunned when Mrs Soh was shouting at the class in her barbaric voice. Haha.

Oh yeah and again everyone was busy filing today. I just rearranged my dividers :D Hehehehehehe. Hehehehehehe I feel really proud of myself :D

Oh yeah I just went to Google and I saw this. http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

CLICK IT!!! Mary-Anne sent to me. I like that thing :D

And in Geography we learnt that every minute, 1000 football fields worth of trees are being chopped down O: I read that somewhere before but it hadn't sunk in. 1000. O: O: O:

One thousand football fields/ minute!

I bet we'll all end up killing ourselves one day.

During recess, Me Yiying Mag & Leanor went to the MEP room to practice the dance for the fire precention audits. We had the song and lyrics already (: yay so we did the really cute dance! xD

We managed to sneak Mag in without Potato or MW seeing. Or the hag. We really needed the room cause it has mirrors and all and it's aircon and stuff. Then we went back to class late and got locked out by fatSOH >:

So we had to stand outside and knock politely and grit out teeth as she reprimanded us and blah and then she told me it was a repeated offense already. Um... I can't really remember any time where I was late. Quite a few here and there, but never HER lesson! We went down to the hothothot track and burned out heads and we kept laughing at Adela (:

Went back and let Adela & Jolene solve the problems and my job was to tell them the three significant figures. E.G.

35.4536547645745352

I would stare at the calculator screen and go, 35.5.

Cool job ehhh. x)

During science everyone bullied the teacher again. She's developing a sore throat cause she shouts so much or something. >.< (HEHEHEHE THE FACE) But I didn't know. I was half reading/ sleeping. I kind of pity some easy-to-bully teachers cause sometimes they really try. But who asked them to choose such a crappy job?

Assembly, was QUITE INTERESTING for once. International Friendship Day! So they had this good speaker who spoke on Total Defense (that was the day I jumped off the trampoline and hurt my elbow and rshed to the doctor and so I missed school) and he was quite interesting, the way he phrased his words and his questions and all. Got me thinking. Exceptr his powerpoint-slide-colour-com sucks.

We had LD today! Practiced during lunch and we spent like 15 minutes trying to sneak Mag in, checking if MW or The Hag was there andthen rushing in then rushing out in front of MW. But he didn't kick her out like with Joanna. She was already going out. So we practiced in the Drama Studio instead!

Haha during LD Charlotte gave us a break then Me Miv Jo Xiaoyu Jocelyn & Eunice played stupid concentration game, LOL. Then some people joined in and we played Hanky Panky. Then more and more and more until the entire group was there :D It was so funny.

Instead of singing 'Hanky Panky' when we played it we sang TONG HUA! (: Not that I like Tong Hua :\ If it was in English it'd be a nice song but the Chiense turns me off, dno why.

After LD we had Fire Prev. audits, ours was cool haha (: We sang and danced as planend and all :D Everyone was laughing haha. Clener doctor CEO >.< The face again. Wangling Soopong & Eug's group was so funny! With their yueliangs and whatnot hahaha! xD

After LD I received an sms from Mr Soh saying I left my wallet in the MEP room so I ran back down with Miv to get it. And I barged in on OCC's lesson and all the losers from other schools stared at me with their piak faces. I dno, piak just seems like the right word. Piakpiak. So they were having this test and it was very quiet then I came in and they stared and stopped writing and the music suddenly stopped. Coincidence I hope. haha :\

The whole group went to soyabean shop to celebrate Eliza's birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELIZA! And we sang really loudly and Diana bought condoms with her prefect badge and name tag on, DIAO.

:) So then Miv & I studied O: for Geog O: and my textbook is really nice and new! O: Cause I dont' use it haha :D And Joanna tried to teach Mag Chinese and ended up screaming her head off in frustration.

well thats a lot of beeeeeeg smilies

: D

I cabbed home and yeah. And now I have to studyten chapters for Geog. I haven't started and random people have been coming up to me and asking me to study today. : Okay byeeeeeeee.

10:04 PM

2006-04-05T19:50:00.000+08:00

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAN MEI KEE HOT & COLD DRINKS! :D STICK STICKY<3

We had a jap exchange student today! Called Misato or Misota or something.. I'm sitting very near her. She's nice (: Needless to say the JapFans smothered her haha! They're so cute. ANIME GANG.

I found out that very surprisingly I FILED ALL MY STUFF! For Chinese! And other people are panicking while I sit back calmly and grin! Whee. So there teachers! I have turned over a new leaf! :D

I didn't exercise today! After the past week that's a grand relief! O: I jogged FOUR TIMES last week and ran SEVEN ROUNDS this week. In addition to NAPFA training.

... I hate Napfa.

cWii3n crIingG... siiBei pAiinfUl siiAzX :'(

All the classes were just... zooming by! And there was no maths :D :D :D Not that I hate maths, just... okay I hate maths :D

Except SJW's class which looked like the clock stopped.

"It's not that I wanted to send you outside class yesterday, it's just that you didn't pay attention! I wanted to convey blah blah..."

And Mrs Lee and her formal letters, (&(*)&%&%#@#&#&%)#!

"If you dont' know the name of the person, girls, you must put YOURS FAITHFULLY. That's very important, okay girls? You must put YOURS FAITHFULLY." x1000000000000000!

I pity Misato or Misota, cause she probably can't understand half the things we say. Even I don't get SJW. ANd she's lucky she's not staying until tuesday cause I bet in HISTOWEE, with MISH YAI, she'll be like WTF?! Why is this weirdo speaking LIDDAT?!?!?!?!

Oh yeah and in music we watched Madagascar and presented out Lully website. Lully is gay. No seriously, he IS gay. Well, was. Whatever. But we got quite high :D cause Lee SF doesn't know html/ the ready made html freewebs provides and so she thought we were brilliant geniuses. HEHEHE!

Angela & I went retarded and kept taking the computer screens out and clipping them to several people's backs until Lee SF said we were 'destructive and rowdy'. FINE LA. So we put them back.

After school I went for guitar with Leanor Peeying & Melissa! I was made to perform stupid stunts. And then we worked on our fire song. Which turned out so cute! Leanor rocks! And I can play my exam piece yay. Mr Soh rocks big time, he lets us play and all : D

Then, I met Miv & Jo & Steph in the canteen, and Mag too. Leanor & YY left. They went to choreograpoh their dance and I taught Mag the song. The song is really funny (: as in cute funny. HAHA! We wished Joanna and I passed her her present and then we went to Macs!

I ate a lot... felt full. Then I bought ice-cream and the woman dipped it into the chocolate fondue thingy and the ice-cream fell in. Twice. She whined, 'Aiyaahhhh, I dun waan tew diip larh! Fall iin soo manii tymes oredi!!! Oi! (speaks to coworker) EUU DIP LARH CAN!'

And then Mag and I were blackmailing each other with the stuff we had on our phones. (: I took so many weirdo pictures of her. But she has the stupid I AM SIXTEEN GOING ON SEVENTEEN vid with Jo! >: (

I went home with her and we were acting retarded in the car, like pretending to be our moms and scolding ourselves for hanging out with streepunks.

E.G.

Me: (in falsetto and fakeo voice with british accent) HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO? NATALIE? IS THAT YOU? WHERE ARE YOU? (silence) IS THAT MAGDALENE I HEAR IN THE BACKGROUND? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO HANG OUT WITH SUCH A PUNK?!

I laughed so much I banged my head. ): And the guy in the next car was staring. So I shouted at him, 'KUA SIMMI KUA?' If that's how you spell it. Thanks Regina haha!

Unless it's GUA...

Haha. : D!

Joanan & Miv are using non-original songs. I don't know if we should but our song is cute. I wish they'd allow more than three per group! :
And when I told Meichi, Regina & Joanna that stupid Tong Hua was in my head cause my schoolbus person was playing it in the morning, they all started singing it really loudly. Especially Regina. >: I read MOT and they said in Friendster, Tong Hua is under all the ahlians' favourite music.

MOT rocks. I love MOT. And their Habbo Hotel & Maple posts... I could die laughing!

http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com

YOU MUST GO IF NOT YOU'RE MISSING OUT. IF YOU'RE NOT STUPID THEN YOU'VE GONE ALREADY (:

And now that Junior Senior- Move Your Feet song is in my head. D-d-d-don't stop the beat! PLEASE stop the beat. PLEASE!!! It's annoying after awhile!

Why couldn't my anthem get stuck in my head? ):

My little sister just hugged me. She's so cute! :D :D :D hehehe. Cuter than Rm S'oof ugly daughter. No offense whatsoever! But, I really don't like small eyes on most people! Unless they suit you (: Like some people I know.

Anyway. I'm off now.

I need to change my blogskin. It's been awhile. But I like this one!

08:43 PM

2006-04-04T19:46:00.000+08:00

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(: Oh man I haven't been updating.

>.<

That's the new face of the day.

I know, it is sooooooooo stupid looking hehehe :D

SUNDAY

Went to church with Rachel, then KFC & BK to 'help' her with her compo. Hehe I just ended up eating. Then I cabbed to Mag's house and we went to Plaza Sing.

Ate Gelare and went for a movie, THE PRODUCERS. Not bad. It's a musical kind of thing. Very stupid, very flashy. Broadway-ish. Should watch if you have an extra ten bucks to spare.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0395251/

Star Wars Ep II: Attack of the Clones- Love Theme is so sad sounding.

Anyhoo. So... then I went home, then to this restaurant for dinner where I met Angela. (:

Ate a lottttttttt, blah. I owe Mag a lot of money. Blah blah, poo!

MONDAY

Erm, nothing? Except Mr Cher made us sing loads of stupid songs, like YUE LIANG DAI BIAO WO DE XIN. Puke. Me. If I have to sing another chinese oldie I will commit suicide!!! Our class sang very enthusiastically though, then we all started laughing. And I DREAMED A DREAM :D Hahahahahah! It's sooooooooo funny. With echoes and all. Whoa special effects dude :D

Well then after school, I went to 2t to see Miv and I found STICK:D and then Me STICK Miv Nicolette Debra & Yujie were bitching about various people/ hairy gorillas. (: And it was so funny cause everyone was bullying Nicolette :D

Then Mag came and she helped me look for my waller which was in my bag all along heh C: that's weirdly cute yeah, ha.

Then we all went to the canteen to eat ORANGE BOWL, then BACKSTREET BENGS! went to Mag's house for FP. We cabbed there then it started pouring with lightning and thunder too. O: WE ESCAPED THE STORM WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH okay nevermind. Hahahahha. We went retarded in Mag's room. It was so cold that's why I think :D So fun!

We blasted the music damn loud then started headbanging/ dancing crazily then filmed various videos singing along to this SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN spoof.

:D :D And we took so many KEWLIE photos.

I would post the vid but I can't bloody find it.

Then I had dinner at Mag's hosue and we watched SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. Then I went for confession/ penitential or however you spell it service with Rachel Alex Sandra & Traitor.

It was funny and we saw someone (coughRACHELcough) I felt a beeeeeeeeeet better, not really. Then we went to Macs! And Rachel's dad sent me home. I arrived and actually wanted to post but then it got deleted... stupid blogger.

lyk mistah bizzy stone, diary-x wud nevah doo dat yahs.

Face, the face!

>.<

I drew it all over my paper in stupid c lit last week. Emily stared stupidly and said, 'eew!' Hey Emily...

DONT INSULT THE FACE.

Hehehe :D But this is bestest face.

:D

ANYWAY,

TODAY

I got sent out of class by SJW during Chinese cause I was looking through my movie tickets instead of paying attention and apparently it had been going on for sometime (as in not paying attn in class everyday or sleeping and stuffs) so he sent me out.

):

Then three minutes later he called me in and acted very friendly... just three minutes before he was screaming. Weirdo. I tried to apologize then he accused me of having 'xin shi'so I decided not to apologize after all.

Honestly.

After school was the happening part I guess. Not much to talk about unless you count Maths test? ANd the other lessons were fun as usual. Seriously I think school is actualy quite fun if you minus the boredom in lessons and replace it! xD

We went to Ju Eng home!

( for old folks) And it was really an eye-opener.

I don't want to grow old.

First part we performed, and no one clapped. Only two people or something and these two nice old guys clapped along! So we sang more and more and still the two guys clapped. Then we interacted with them and I spoke to one of the guys who clapped and he was so fascinated by my guitar.

Then we had to go, so we said bye and we went to the second level and performed for THEM. They were more enthu and people actually clapped and we sang louder! And we SWAYED! Action action, and this nice old lady kept smiling and clapping and singing along. So when it was time to interact, I spoke to her.

She was really cool, like she speaks French & Latin. And she doesn't know a word of Chinese. Very little. Thats my kind of old person! Haha! She told me about herself and her life and all so I told her about my grandparents. Then she started talking about the Catholic church and I was like... 'er...' and you know she called the church to give her communion and they told her to go down instead cause she was 'just across the road anyway'. WTH! Aren't they supposed to give to old folks or something?

Anyway it was quite an interesting talk and her tablemate was really funny and LOUD and strong minded haha! So with the nice kind old lady and the nice loud old lady it was funny (:

I feel really... I don't know, at times I just felt like crying. Like when I talked to the old woman. My eyes would fill with tears then they'd subside. Weird. But it was so sad.

I DON'T WANNA GROW OLD. The thought is scary. If my children kick me out of their house or they dump me in a home unless it's really seriously for my own good I WILL KILL THEM.

Then we went back down and we found one of the other groups singing Happy Birthday to one of the old folks and she was smiling. Before that she acted really grumpy to us. So I guess that's good cause we gave her happiness or whatever, the face, the face!

-.-

(: (: (: The third performance was cool too! We're going back again next week. I'm on kitchen duty this time, I don't want. Eew, today the kitchen people cried cause they had to chop so many onions. Their faces and hands were all burning.

Woman: Any feedback? Kitchen duty people, was it enough?

Kitchen duty people: YES!

Them me and a few other people waited for our parents to pick us up while the rest slushed their way throught the wet road and grass to get back.

I went to get prata then I came home. Yeah that's about it.

I was reading my old posts and thinking... how on earth did I remember so much in one bloody day?!

09:10 PM

2006-03-31T16:19:00.000+08:00

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Oh man. You know what I just realized? Today is the 31st of March. So tomorrow's the 1st of April. SO WE CAN'T HAVE APRIL FOOLS IN SCHOOL!

NOOOOOOOOOO! >: (

Oh yeah and this week I've been online once (: HAHAHAHA YAY! :D I am getting better and better every day.

Anyway, overdue rubbish...

WEDNESDAY

I can't remember anything! Except I slept through most classes as usual. And like, nothing happened. And it was the first FULL day of my new seating position with JOLENE & ADELA & MEICHI! They are sooooo funny :D We hung like so many signs on Adela's back with my brilliant contraption. A paper clip hook thing. And we all kept laughing and laughing esp Meichi who never stops laughing once she starts.

I like my new seat! :D

Oh yeah. Then after school I had GUITAR! With LEANOR & YIYING & MELISSA! They are all soooooooo funny also! Especially Leanor! HAHAHAHAHA! Leanor, CHEONG is made up out of CHE- and -ONG! FROM CHE(guess the letter) and (guess the letter)ONG! And I made up a song too (: Me & Yi Ying kept laughing and laughing at Leanor cause she was so agitated. She is SCANDULOUS! Gasp! Did you know about Leanor's thoughts and affairs? Yes, she has THOUGHTS abotu PEOPLE! O: NOT THAT KIND LA.

Leanor kept saying me & Doris Tan were trying to seduce one another. Yes that teacher. `diiAo w0r! ~_*

And I played my new exam piece :D

Guitar was fun! Right Yi Ying? Leanor & -ONG in the rain... how romantic!

Then after guitar I went with Mag to J8!

We ate KFC and then we walked around and talked... then we did the funniest & stupidest & lamest & most embarrassing thing ever.

You see we walked into Haagen Dazs. Then Mag placed her order, then she switched to another order. Then I said, 'I WANNA GO TO SWENSON'S.'

Mag: Yeah, me too!

Me: Damn, too late.

Mag: You think we can just run out?

Me: (suddenly sits up) You think?

Mag: My God, how embarrassing!

Me: Er... cancel your order!

Mag: Can you cancel for me?! PLEASE?!

Me: NO!

Mag: Say we have to go!

Me: Okay. Um... I'll talk on my handphone and look worried! Hehehehehe.

Mag: (walks up to waiter-with-buck-teeth) Erm, sorry, I'd like to cancel my order. I really have to go! It's an emergency!

Me: (talks on phone and looks worried)

Waiter-with-buck-teeth: (glances at me) Oh, okay.

Us: (Grab our bags and run then run the wrong way, then run back and start laughing and laughing and laughing and laughign non-stop!)

HAHAHAHAHAH OH MAN IT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY. AND SO LAME! :D

Then we went to Swenson's and ordered two sundaes. Topless Five & something which had chocolate and vanilla. I refuse to eat anything except chocolate ice-cream. So Mag took the strawberry & mint. (:

Then we talked somemore and I was singing 'You're beautiful' to the girl/guy who served us. We couldn't tell!

I LOVE MAG, :D CHIO CHANG!

THURSDAY

Slept through class again. Blah blah blah classes are boring and I can't remember anything except fatSOH shouting at me again for not paying attention!

Then, I went for LD! (x

We found out who was playing what. All sec threes & fours of course! CONGRATS :D

Then ME & MIV & JOANNA & LEANOR had loads of fun pretending to be the different women! HAHAHA and then we added Singlish and aHliiAnxX stUfF w0R into the script siiAz!

It was super fun :D But I'm gonna miss LD on Tuesday! NOOOOOOOOOOOO cause we're going to Ju Eng Home to feed the Elderly. And I have to lug my guitar to school.

GUITAR! I love you sometimes, but you are suuuuuuuuuuper annoying to carry around you know that!

Oh yeah and in LD I went retarded talking to myself and acting out PINK PANTHER scenes, HARRY POTTER scenes and I NOT STUPID scenes. Miv found it soo funny I was talking to myself.

>: (

Then, the four of us went for ORANGEBOWL (:

I waited for Ivy & Regina to come out from their CCA and they ate Orange Bowl with us, then we all drank chocolate milk while Regina struggled with BANDUNG eeyuck!

Ivy Regina & I then walked out and we wanted to stop the the florist to get flowers for Angela & MA, but then the taxi came so we just flagged it. SORRY ANGELA, MARY-ANNE!

We talked a lot on the way to Victoria Concert Hall. All about somebody & somebody. It was funny (:

Then, we waited in the lobby and we met Angela & Mary-anne in their hundred buck costumes! And Anela's mom. So we waited for everyone else to come. And wished them luck!

THEN THEN THEN, Regina said, 'Oi! Move! The president's coming!' And Ivy said, 'YEAH RIGHT!' and rolled her eyes. Then suddenly this whole entourage of bodyguards and uniformed guys came walking in and the PRESIDENT was in the middle! And we were all staring shell-shocked at the short guy (well he IS short) and then...

THE PRESIDENT WAVED AT US.

Okay so it's not really a big deal but he IS the figuratyive head of Singapore.

So he waved at us and we waved back, then we started screaming. We are mad. But, celebrities are one thing, famous politicians are another! Not that he is much of a politician or whatever.

Blah. I fell asleep most of the concert. Cause I was so freaking tiiiiiiiiiiiiired. Sorry SNYO!

But they were quite good I think. Not that I would know, or anything. Whenever people clapped I sat up and started applauding brightly. Emily & Ugenie kept giving me stupid faces :) then after the concert my dad picked me up and I slept all the way home then Ibathed then ate prata! Which my DAD cooked. O: I know, amazing.

Then I read one page of history, got bored and went to sleep!

TODAY

Slept through most of the day again. Only art was fun! We got to make clay bowls and stuff. Cassandra said I should make a crown :D Cause I am QUEEN! YEAH. But I made a teacup.

DONT LAUGH AT TEACUPS, THEYRE COOL

Teehee. Recess, went to MEP room after mian xian or however you spell it and I showed off my supreme violin skills to Mary-Anne Emily Yinru Ivy Regina & Xianhui, who were all in stitches. EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, but VIOLIN IS MY FORTE. I AM THE Grand Violin Master!

:D

Chinese after recess, basically I slept my way through until SJW shouted at me to answer a quetion and he said he had 'hoped I was listening'. Obviously I wasn't right. Cause i was SLEEPING.

So Leanor & Dawn & Karina & Jolene tried to give me the answer but they were all different so I gave Dawn's. Which was correct. Then he asked, WHY?

Shit.

So he let Amanda answer and left me standing!

Then he asked another question and called on EMily but Jolene tapped her paper obviously and highlighted the answer! So I shouted 'I KNOW!' and answered it! THANKS JOLENE!

And I found out I can't even read simple chinese anymore. How sad is that?

ANDDDDDD, after school you know what I did?

NOTHING! O:

I know, NOTHING! O: I went to find Miv and she had a dental appointment so I walked out with her then cabbed home!

So I was back by three fifteen! O: O: O:

First free day in a loooooooooooooooooooooooong time :\ Oh well.

bUaiixX~!

05:28 PM

2006-03-31T10:06:00.000+08:00

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I haven't been updating have I. I'm in the com lab now (: writing workshop doing MODALS.

Hehehe as you can see, NOT.

Modals SUCK!

10:07 AM

2006-03-28T20:18:00.002+08:00

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SUNDAY & MONDAY

Instead of

sleeping
going out
going online
watching tv
playing around

I...

did maths tuition homework
exercised TWICE
practiced piano
practiced guitar
studied!!!
didn't touch the computer
ditto tv

WAH!!!

I am being so good. :D

Must put the face :D :D :D :D :D :D

School yesterday was so cool cause it was Slack Day. :D I like Slack Day. Aprt from the fact that the week stretches on and on... and on. :
MEP was sooo gay. Cher threatened to throw me out. Cause I kept provoking MA then she'd whack me with her file and Ivy would laugh and laugh so he said he'd throw all of us OUT of the room ah, OUT of the room WAH so SCARY sia!!!! NOT. He should get a clue, seriously.

I mean listening to the opera was worse than being thrown out. If being thrown out had meant I wouldn't have to listen to the opera... I would have thrown myself out. Too bad the opera was over. Blah blah blah.

Oh yeah and WE HAVE TO WRITE A CHILDREN'S SONG! >: ( Like

I want someone to buy me a pony
Jig jog jig jog jigajog jig
Not to fat and not too bony
Jig jog jig jog jigajog jig

My GOD are teachers out of ideas for projects?! Hehehe. Stuypid kid's song and we're gonna record a CD if the songs are good.

`DiiAo w0rxX!*

:D

Then after school I went to J8 AGAIN, with Aimili & Regina to buy her ice-cream. And I had a craving for KFC so I went along. We had quite a lot of fun haha! I ate so much! Then I still ate Haagen Dazs ice-cream haha (: Sorry la couldn't resist!

Oh and fatSOH DIDN'T COME YTD AND SJW DIDN'T COME TDY :)

I mean, oh gosh, I'm heartbroken hehehehe.

So like, yeah.

TODAY

Was normal. Fun la.

Except C Lit was boring and the aircon on one half of the room was spoilt so our half got the FAN while the other half said it was too cold. SHUT UP PLEASE. We are sweating already okay! >: (

Then Me Miv & Leanor changed for LD then met Joanna and Rachel Low who ate with us. And Soopong Alyssa & Julia I think. Haha, and we found ot with didn't have to wear the LD shiert cause it's TUESDAYYYYYYYYY, yeah. And I didn't eat darling ORANGEBOWL(:.

sH0 saDd... muIi cWiieN liiA0zZ!~

Aiyah I feel bored. I want to watch Star Wars Spoofs. You know what. Watch the LL Harry Potter one. :D LINDSAY LOHAN :D

LINDSAY ROCKS YOUR SMELLY SOCKS OFF SHES BETTER THAN HILARY THE HORSE HELLOOOOOOOOO.

Neh neh Yi Ying.

OH and that day Ivy gave me hangman and it was like

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .

And it was

NATALIE IS AN EMO KID.

Hahahahahaha stupid Ivy. I am not an Emo Kid. She is just sore cause she nearly believed my yiying-ballpoint-pen scars. :D

I gave her

_ _ _ _ _ _ <3s>MR CHER HEARTS IVY.

Shit Dunk = Ivy's Korean name altered slightly.

:D I seem to be using :D a lot here! :D Cause today is a :D day!

At LD Me & Mag were like.

Mag: (in prim and proper accent) I want to buy a hamburger.

Me: Ay wan too buay ah 'ambergah!

Mag: I want to buy a hamburger.

Me: AY WAN TOO BUAY AH 'AMBERGAH!

Mag: (faster and more rattled) I want to buy a hamburger.

Me: AYY WAN TOOO BUAY A 'AAMBUGAHHHH!

Mag: (pissed off) Hamburger.

Me: (agitated) 'AMBURGAH!

Mag: Hamburger.

Me: 'AAMBUGGAH!

Mag: I want to buy a hamburger.

Me: I WAN TOO BUAYY AH 'AMBUGGAHHHHHHHHH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! :D From PINK PANTHER! Steve Martin is SOOOOO SLAPSTICK but SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY & GAY! :D

After LD, a bunch of us went to the soya bean shop and ate Macs and soyabean stuff (: And yeah they did CNB in the family lounge and it was sooo funny! Eug kept going, 'her ass is a spaceship I wanna ride' hahahaha and then they were like all dancing with tanxinyi standing in the middle showing off! HAHAHAHAHA.

Oh my gosh my dad just came back with chocolate cake where ONE SLICE is 4 x 4 x 2 INCHES.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

And he opened wine and bought pizza.

Like I'm gonna hang around here any longer!

Oh and Mag just sent me the funniest video EVER but I can't post it cause it has stuff which insults PEOPLE we know here... :\ But it's super hilarious thanks Mag! :D :D :D <3

Funnier than 'AMBUGGAHS!

Ciaooooooo.

P.S.: Everyone should watch GOAL! GOAL! is a good movie. :D

09:50 PM

2006-03-25T20:10:00.000+08:00

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I am eating huge amounts of chocolate and yoghurt now. Teehee!

Oh, and I just realized, I haven't thanked Mag properly for her 50 Lollipops! So, thanks! :D ii3 heArt eUu g4LfwEnN~! **jUmpS uP nD d0Wn lYk mR w0Ng lOveR**

09:07 PM

2006-03-24T16:58:00.000+08:00

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIFU! I'M YOUR BEST TUDI! :D

I was re-reading my old blog and I was laughing so much! Oh man! I forgot about all the stuff I used to do! And it records all the trouble I got into! HAHAHA oh man I forgot all about those incidents!

---

ME: I'm so sorry about doing homework in your class, but could I please have my things back?

FROGSPIT MORON: NO.

ME: Come on, you can take my homework and I'd just do it over, but my friend's? Could you please give it to me? You can give me whatever punishment later on. I could copy some textbook thing or something.

FROGSPIT MORON: NO! WHO ASKED YOU TO DO OTHER PEOPLE'S HOMEWORK DURING MY CLASS? YOU SHOULD DO IT AT HOME!

ME: Yes, but that was because I had already done it at home, and it looked very messy, so I was merely trying to redo it... (okay fine I didn't do it)

FROGSPIT MORON: NO! *edges closer to mr wong, who has just arrived, and says in unmistakably loud tone* NEVER DO YOUR HOMEWORK IN MY CLASS AGAIN!

ME: Oh fine. *stomps off and half shouts* WHATEVER. *mutters* FREAK.

And mr wong overheard me mutter 'freak'. But he was very nice. He told me, michelle and ugenie that people like CAH had very bad tempers and we should not give them excuses to keep all our homework when they simply couldn't change. They were too hopeless. I have this funny feeling he doesn't like her. (OH WHO AM I KIDDING, NO ONE LIKES HER!)

Then when michelle and I were creating an advertisement for CAH,

( 'FAT PEOPLE CAN BE SUCCESSFUL!' (CAH strides down a runway) 'IF YOU JUST BELIEVE!' (CAH's high heels get stuck in a random whole that suddenly appears and falls flat on her face) (music stops suddenly) 'NOT! BUT... THEY CAN BE SLIMMER. THERE'S A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!' (woman comes out, holding bottle) 'TRY NATALIE'S SLIMMING PILLS! EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE BETTER!')

he overheard everything and didn't even scold us. But he laughed too. Haha. And michelle kept on laughing and laughing at the thought of CAH falling flat on her face.

And the reason for CAH being a model? Well, today when class started, she walked through the dumb red packet thingies emily had stapled together very badly and said she felt like a model walking through the curtains out onto a runway. We had SUCH a good laugh. She was obviously joking... wasn't she?

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(This was in the beginning of the school year, I think in the second week where I hadn't found out Mr Wong's true nature. I thought he was just a stifled individual or this sad person who told lame jokes for his joy in life.)

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Oh, and about Chinahock again:

Chi-nAHock. The biggest moron in the world: my chinese teacher. Yes, I hate her so much I am willing to let my whole universe know about her sicko identity. Oh well.

She's a freak. There's no other word. She comes in to class and yells at all of us to greet her and when we do, she yells some more, simply because she has realized she is a sorry fatass and her existence on earth is pitiful. So she does what any sorry fatass would do: take it out on us! Then she screams at us for not checking the dictionary and then says that out of 20 words, she'll only learn 15 and we have to learn the rest ourselves. And out of 15, she teaches 3.

Then, she looks into the glass window and feels sad all over again because there is suddenly no more glass window. She becomes angry again, pays for the window for the thousandth time, remind herself not to look into glass because it will break- but she is simply to dumb. The moment the repair men come into our class, she looks into the new one and it breaks again. In fact, we're always running to the toilet during class to get a mop because when she looks at our waterbottles, they break and she finds herself swimming in a waterbottle-water pool. We, being smart, have already evacuated. She then paddles her slimy froggy body to the side of the classroom and drinks up all our waterbottle water, making her already bloated stomach even more bloated, which is quite impossible.

Nevermind that. Then she screams at us to come in, then we cringe at our soggy frog-covered spit things. WE clean in up. SHE stands there and yells for us to give her a foot massage. We get someone to play a fake bell and she goes and we spend the rest of the period cleaning up frog spit. I ask you, how disgusting is that? She is such a freak!

When class is finally over and we sit back down, finally happy with the absence of frogspit, she purposely comes back, screeching 'HOMEWORK! HOMEWORK! I, BEING COMPLETELY MORONIC AND BABOONIC, HAVE FORGOTTEN TO GIVE YOU HOMEWORK! I AM A STUPID PUDDLE OF PEE!' and gives us homework. The glass window breaks. The waterbottles break. We evacuate. She swims. She drinks. Our things are covered in frog spit.

After we've cleaned everything up AGAIN, she comes back the next day. The only advantage is that we don't have any chinese lessons. We spend it all doing the same thing each time. And the worst part is, all our other teachers say she's supposed to be one of the better ones. Haha. SO funny. Nice joke. Is she's a good teacher, I'd hate to see what the other teachers are like. At least their classes don't have to clean up frog saliva.

Sucks to her.

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HAHAHA OMG. So, to continue the tradition we shall have another teacher post!

During maths, SOMEONE said SOMETHING to our class and made us all friggin' pissed.

SOMEONE: Two faith! Your results are so bad! You all think you're smart? You're not! Last year, One Faith's results were very bad for all subjects! And this year in term one, Two Faith's results are also ery bad for all subjects even though there are some Truth girls! Look at yoru common test! So don't think you're so smart, because you're not!!!

We were all steaming, like literally. The moment she left everyone started shouting and screaming at her.

She's told us that three times, maybe even more.

Just yesterday she said we couldn't get into a triple science class in sec three if we had this kind of lousy work attitude. Just because we joked with her.

Just the other day she said we thought we were very smart and didn't copy any of her notes. Then the next day, when we all proved her wrong with our results, she said we were smart and good. Soon she was back to the 'two-faith-sucks' mood.

I'm sorry, but

Teacher: Used in the most generic sense of the term to indicate the person who has the main responsibility for providing the educational content. The teacher may use a variety of teaching and learning methods at a variety of levels to a variety of target audiences. The term teacher incorporates the term lecturer. An ideal teacher encourages her students, praises and motivates her students. A teacher is designated to carry out the duties and responsibilities of the instructional process in the school and holds a license appropriate to the area of assignment.

or

Teacher: One whose personal life is like unto the Master in loving compassion and full humility of soul, with nothing of "I" or "me" left; one whose continual ascension releases more and greater Power and Light for students to ascend upon.

Well. The first one makes sense. The second is laughable cause no teachers are like that.

Yeah, and I dont' see her 'encouraging, motivating' or 'praising' us! All I do is see her open her mouth and tell our class we are dumb. Which is stupid because we tied with the top class last year. (we're MEP class)

I doubt a 'variety of teaching methods' includes telling your students they're dumb.

She stood behind us in TW and we were all discussing how to complain, because we are SICK and FED UP of her putting us down like that.

Woman.

We know you have had a very big grudge against our class since we entered school. So we're problematic. So we're mad. So we talk too much and have no discipline. So what? If you were really a professional, like Angela said, you wouldn't let a grudge get in the way of your job. But obviously you're not, cause you've brought up the past countless times. We're all so sick of you criticizing us. We were trained by Mrs Seet, who taught us NOT to copy notes while she was talking cause it was rude. Believe me, Mrs Seet's lesson habits STICK. We know you used to hate us AND our form teacher, because we both gave you problems. So now you take it out on us? Come on. Act like an adult and use your motuh ONLY to teach, alright?

P.S.: Our class is seriously pissed with you right now.

We all want our parents to complain and write letters.

HUH.

After school I went to J8 with Emily & Ivy to buy tickets for the concert. Haha MEP all performing arts, so all CCA on thursday, so all go to the concert together! :D

I seriously LOVE the Star Wars spoof in the post below! AHHHHH IT'S SOOOOOO FUNNY THANKS MARY-ANNE!

You know what, I'm listening to the Pink Panther theme and it is sooo hot. I like it a lot!

:D

I was WEAVING again in Science today, yes WEAVING cause I was bored and had nothing better to do. Then I fell asleep. In both Science and Chinese, but Moolly and SJW didn't see. SJW ended off by scolding Drina & our class. :\ Moolly Leong was the same as ever even after not seeing her for two glorious weeks!

Brooch and all.

We had TW with Mrs Cheong and she was talking to us about love and stuff like that. BLAH BLAH I was drawing ahlian stuff on my leg like

f0lLoW dE rAiiNb0W w0R... hAah4xX~!

Then I couldn't wash it off and Ivy called me an ahlian. She's having Koreans staying over. Haha! Yay no school tomorrow. Yay Monday is so slack. Yay weekend.

:D

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I LOVE STAR WARS SPOOFS.

OH YES I DO.

Today was quite fun hahaha! :D

Morning classes all sucked and stuff! Of course la. (: We had umm... English, Chinese & Geog. :D

English was spent listening to speeches. I gave my retarded speech! Everyone was like 'I have a dream that poverty blah, homeless blah, equality blah, harmony, world peace, stop deforestation etc etc starvation blah etc' and I was like 'I have a dream that I can have the ability to make characters in books and movies come alive when I feel like it'. And then I spoke a load of funny crap. Like how we could play with Cinderella & Harry Potter. : D Then I said stuff about how I coudl take over the world with an army of toys and blah and fulfill my REAL dream of becoming Queen of the Universe and the whole class groaned. >: ( WHAT. I AM THE QUEEN OKAY!

The Geog teacher is like very nice and she's only nineteen! I thought she was 25 or smth? And she came here as a relief teacher. I would rather wipe tables and sweep floors as a job than be a teacher. (okay maybe not but I'm illustrating a point) but yeah I would work as like... I don't know. I don't wanna get a job. :
I DIDN'T EAT ORANGE BOWL FOR RECESS (:

Yeah baby.

After recess was Maths where sohmoh infuriated the entire class about our awful attitude problems and shit. And how other teachers were all complaining. Well, guess what. SAVE IT, CAUSE WE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT. DON'T MESS WITH ONE FAITH 05/ TWO FAITH 06. So far we've driven countless teachers to despair. Our attitudes are your problems! HEHE LOSERRRRRR.

And we're supposed to be a good class. DIAO WOR.

I spent Science WEAVING, yes WEAVING, cause WEAVING is cool and better than being EMO. and according to barbarian I can totally set up a stall by the roadside in Malaysia. If you ignore the fact that I can't weave and take one day to make one piece of weaved-up paper! And Emily did her weaving too but hers was all red and mine was COLOURFUL :D

I like that COLOURFUL thing!

ASSEMBLY! was. so. fun. Yi Ying Amanda & Cassandra are so cute! We were playing like shit and no teacher came, all sleeping too. But apparently Mr Cher was taking down names of who was talking and he'll mark us on our conduct grade in that manner. @*#$^*#$^&% cause I've been caught talking in assembly 3846289462964394 times.

Mr Cher is annoying. Why must he mark our conduct grade like that?

Anyway we played so much like we kept digging through Yi Ying's wallet (well that was me) and then Cassandra was drawing on Amanda's leg. Then I kept shushing them cause I was trying to be a good disciplinary monitor :D So we all nodded THOUGHTFULLY at the speakers (93.3 cheena DJs) and stroked our beards/ mustaches etc. : D Then we were asked to write our feelings. We wrote crap duh. (The stories were extremely touching. I would love to have this kind of talk again. The jokes were funny and kept us well-entertained, blah blah except it was in Chiense so we wrote about two sentences. Or one.) And me & Yi Ying kept betting whether my guards really existed. (:

Then she accidentally drew across my knee with her pen and it sudednly turned reddish after like 5 minutes, like aI cut myself! So I had this brilliant idea haha I took the pen and drew on my own wrist slash slash slash slash DIE. And it looked like I was this EMO kid. So I went around saying stuff like 'I'm sad and depressed... I hate the world and it hates me....' and crap like that and some people believed me. Others were just like, 'Shut up Nat!'

I'm depressed and you don't even CARE! >: (

HAHA. I think the only people who believed me were Lohan & Ivy & MR WONG. I was in the MEP Room and he said, 'SO, Natalie, I saw you enjoying the talk today' or something stupid like that.

Me: Uh, yeah, it was really... interesting.

MW: (looks amused)

Me: By the way, I cut myself. I'm sad and depressed. (shows him arm)

MW: (mouth drops open and says slowly) Oh no.

Me: (going DIIIIIIIIIIIAO inside) Er... it's just a ballpoint pen.

LIKE HELLO DUDE?! LIKE I WOULD GO FOR CUTTING THERAPY!!!

Me: Look, Leanor Lohan, I cut my arm. I'm a sad and depressed Emo kid.

LL: HUH?! WHAT?!

Cass: DON'T BELIEVE HER! SHE'S TRYING TO TRICK EVERYONE!

Mivio Joanna & Mag didn't believe me cause some of the inky redness had faded.

LD was funny. We were doing our different scenes again. Wangling's group did this suuuuuuuper funny thing la! They were acting out this suicide scene and the note Romeo wrote to his mom was like

Wassup Mom,
I karn't take diis anymore.

and

I want to end my stupid kanasai lyf.

and

I will be @ Kranji Resevoir wif a dao in my du zi.

and

Peace out manz.

and

I lubb euu.

and more really funny stuff and Eug Diana & Wangling read it out and it was just soooooooooo hilarious. Dao in my duzi. And the last part was.

8181.

We were all, 'what's 8181?' and it's BA YI BA YI in Chinese right, so if you say it really fast it becomes BAYI BAYI (BYE BYE!)

Apparently it's like ahlian talk for byebye? I just thought they went BUAIX.

Our idea was mad with shoving people in the closet ideas. (:

Then Me Mag Miv Jo Diana Cindy Eug & Soopong ate ORANGEBOWL (so much for abstaining) and we tookt hsi really funny photo. (: And talked.

Cabbed home! THANKS MAG FOR CARRYING MY BLASTED GUITAR <3

Oh yeah I chose my guitar pieces today. End of year.

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